15 questions with the one and only Sigi - Photoshop Tutorials | Photoshop Contests

**ndg** · 05-27-2009, 09:10 PM

When he's not lusting over hairy women, hes upping the bar with his fantastic photochopz. But who really is Sigi? Lets sit back and take a gander in the mind of a man whos as partial to photoshopping as he is to watching midget porn.

So first and foremost, who is Sigi?

A 21 years old romanian skinny guy who likes rambling around .
I’m in my second college year, studying finances and informatics
Working for over a year and a half at G4S (google it if you dont know what it is ) and in the last 6 months I have been my bosses right hand.

Any special meaning behind your username?

Its an abreviation from my real name (dont know if I should tell it here with all this perves around here)

Sergiu - sigi

How did you find out about Photoshop, and more importantly, why? I take it you don't have a girlfriend?

Actually I have found it a few years ago when I tried to hide some bad grades from my parents and actually I do have a girlfriend and she is getting on my nerves for over 2 years now.

If you could hangout with three other photochopz members, who would they be and where would you go?

Guess its tough to choose only 3 members cos all of the members here are great guys, but I’d like to take all of you guys to see a few of the Romania’s great places, especially Treehugger to see The Dracula’s Castle
I dont know many countries to have all the seasons and all the landforms so I can proudly say that I live in a great coutry

number 1 or number 2?
Dont know if its a tricky question but I’d take number 2 .
Everything is better in pairs
(your two turds are on the way. Check you mailbox soon! -ndg)

I am partial to hookers and copius amounts of booze. What are your vices?

Definetly photochopz.......I even got a few embarassing moments at my work because I was viewing my CP and females coworkers passed by my PC and beers......lots and lots of beers.

If you inherited one million dollars, what would you blow it on?

First of all I would change the entire million into quarters just to see how much it weighs.
Half of it it would be donated to josh to support chopz and a trip to the Playboy Mansion with all of you wouldnt harm anyone
Also a part of it I would donate it to Kewish to get MOM and I would buy Daewoo45 a PS3 just in case he forgets to set his alarm clock.
I would also buy Ace a ticket to Disneyland cos he had to stay home while his family was there.

We here at photochopz love our trolls. Which one is your favorite troll, and why?

Ars0nist FTW......he is good people
Zoidberg was fun to mess around too.

midgets or siamese twins?

Midgets porn FTW

When you are not dorking away on your computer, what other hobbies do you enjoy?

Soccer......lots and lots of soccer. Also week-ends with my friends are a great way to spend time. Sunday barbecues are the best thing ever invented by meat lovers
Does :faq: ing count?

Three of your favorite movies?

The Mirrors
MIB series
American Pie I
And all the movies with Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Adam Sandler.

You have graced the pages of photochopz for almost a year now. What has been the funniest moment at photochopz for you so far?

Its been that long, eh?
I guess seeing sman beeing banned so many times was pretty funny

I've fapped to your gallery a few times. What chop of yours do you like the best?

That’s a tough question .I dont have a favorite one but I like to "chop" my girlfriend and also fly doggie, fly and hell boy was fun to do.

A hairy woman with a nice rack or a bald woman with itty bitties?

Hairy could become bald, but bald cant become hairy, if you know what I mean

Any parting words or advice for your fellow choppers?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings and ever take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Even though my first language isnt english, I hope this interview is readable.

And there you have it. As much as we may regret it now, we now know who Sigi is. You've read the interview, why not check out his fantastic gallery!