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thread grader · 08-28-2006, 06:28 PM

I didnt do this at rutgers cuz it would be too obvious... but when i visited buddies at their schools (TCNJ, Rowan, etc.) at parties I would tell girls that I was a pole vaulter for the US Olympic team and that I even won a bronze in the last olympics... my buddies owuld back this up... no one ever knows who's a pole vaulter so it always worked...

lol... dumb girls... anyways, it worked well as an ice breaker and let me hit it with different skools spreading my diseases throughout the state

SeniorDiscount · 08-28-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by thread grader

lol... dumb girls... anyways, it worked well as an ice breaker and let me hit it with different skools spreading my diseases throughout the state

Thats gross. :o15:

Geno · 08-28-2006, 06:39 PM

I could do an excellent aussie accent so I used that a couple of times, worked great but I felt awful about it.

Bosko · 08-28-2006, 06:55 PM

LOL....I used to tell chicks I was a second string CB for the Washington Redskins

scrawnybrawny · 08-28-2006, 06:56 PM

if i went to aparty and it was a sausagefest or the guys were fratboy dickheads, i went top-shelf on their toilet. ( i would poopoo in the tank instead of the bowl for those of you unfamiliar with the process)

thread grader · 08-28-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

if i went to aparty and it was a sausagefest or the guys were fratboy dickheads, i went top-shelf on their toilet. ( i would poopoo in the tank instead of the bowl for those of you unfamiliar with the process)

thats a double decker around here...

I never did it, but i helped arrange things for my friends at house parties of people we dont like....

one time my friend took a shit in this kids deep sink, plugged the drain and filled it with warm water... fuckin stank!

Biggie · 08-28-2006, 07:18 PM

flugget my nugget mothamugget

Bubbles · 08-28-2006, 07:22 PM

Whew! For a minute there, TG, I thought you wrote 'pole rider'.

manbearpig · 08-28-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

if i went to aparty and it was a sausagefest or the guys were fratboy dickheads, i went top-shelf on their toilet. ( i would poopoo in the tank instead of the bowl for those of you unfamiliar with the process)

holy crap... what exsactly does it do when you flush... it comes into the pot?

scrawnybrawny · 08-28-2006, 07:30 PM

if left to "cook" properly the next few times you flush the water is a murky turd brown color and smells.

if flushed right away the act the turd usually breaks up and you may get chunks in the water.

either way not pleasant.

try it at your mother-in-law's this weekend.

manbearpig · 08-28-2006, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

if left to "cook" properly the next few times you flush the water is a murky turd brown color and smells.

if flushed right away the act the turd usually breaks up and you may get chunks in the water.

either way not pleasant.

try it at your mother-in-law's this weekend.

hell no... but man that would suck to clean....

DanThaMan · 08-28-2006, 08:34 PM

TG did that pole vault thing work well??? im in college now and im considering trying it this weekend or maybe tonight

thread grader · 08-28-2006, 08:37 PM

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TG did that pole vault thing work well??? im in college now and im considering trying it this weekend or maybe tonight

yea man... just read up a tiny bit about it in case u strike it up with one of those inquisitve lil bitches...

but yea it does work... not like they wanan fuck u right off the dick for it... but def ets a convo going and you can be a lil c ocky with it

WSsicks · 11-22-2006, 01:15 AM

I once performed an upper decker at a McDonald's in Cheyenne back in '85...