Slash job interview!

[thread grader]

just got the transcript from my buddy at JC Penney's who interviewed slash for a job

Joe: Nice to meet you Slash
Slash: Agreed

Joe: Why apply to JC Penney's slash?
Slash: Need money

Joe: So tell me what you are up to these days? Hobbies? Sports?
Slash: go to school

Joe: Is that it?
Slash: I moderate a forum and lift weights

Joe: Moderating, that sounds interesting. Tell me about it
Slash: it's ok.

Joe: mmmK... So Slash, why should we hire you as a sales rep?
Slash: lol

Joe: What's lol
Slash: An acronym

Joe: umm, I see. Do you have any aspirations Slash?
Slash: I don't know

Joe: In you references, you listed a Mr. Biggie. Can you tell me about your relationship with him?
Slash: I saw him in the hall once

Joe: Slash, I don't know if you'd be a good fit for a sales job. You might want to develop your social skills a bit more and ocme back
slash: Negged

Joe: Excuse me?
Slash: I negged you.

Joe: Slash, why don't you get out of my office
slash: Banned. Take some time off.

Joe: Im not sure what's going on, will you please leave?
Slash: lmao

Joe: pff... It's quitting time for me. you can stay here if you want.
Slahs: o rly?

[sdb]

good job!!

[scrawnybrawny]

Roflbbqcopter

[manbearpig]

:laughing-smiley-003 I just LOL, in my office......:laughing-smiley-003

then at the end tears came....:o15::laughing-smiley-003 :o15:

but slash talks more than that....

[ndg]

l lol'ed

[Lecter]

kekekekekekeke

[thread grader]

why did a mod edit my shit? wtf is that?

[Gaux]

Originally Posted by bbowen32006

slash talks more than that....

:sign0103:

[manbearpig]

Originally Posted by thread grader

why did a mod edit my shit? wtf is that?

The o'rly was a must... I will cut it

[t-mic]

HEY TG, WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!

I jsut got your transcript too!!!!


*****y: Hello, TG, I understand that you want to work here at Abercrombie
TG: yeah i do!

*****y: well im sorry your too gay.
TG: what the FUCK!!!!! SHIT! IM CALLIN MY LAWYER AND HES GONNA FUCKIN SUE YOUR ASS YOU BITCH!

Baliry: Calm down TG i was only joking. you cant work here because soemone has alraedy filled the position.
TG: Il fill your position! wink wink

Baliry: Oh you! Here is the man that took your position. Matlock come on in!
TG: OMG! OMG! its Matlock i know him from the internet! guys wanna have a threesome?????

Baliry: I'm game, what about you Matlock?
Matlock: ya lolol
TG: WEEEEEEEEE EEEEeeeEEEeeEEEEE im GAYYYY!!!!!!

[ndg]

[thread grader]

Originally Posted by bbowen32006

The o'rly was a must... I will cut it

I put my first o rly back in.

[bc_2005]

[thread grader]

^^^

I told you not to give up my secret!