Wow I had a crazy day today
MiscPhotoshop Wow I had a crazy day today in the forums; So anyways I change my clothes, cause I was really getting sick of the shit that was wearing. I start ...
So anyways I change my clothes, cause I was really getting sick of the shit that was wearing. I start my day off by walking outside, and I was just minding my busniess walking around the town, it was pretty tropical outside today. Anyways so I am walking around, and I pass by the local strip club and I walk in, the fucking bouncers werent even checkingf IDs.. lol, fucking birgins. So I walk into the back room of the strip club, and I get a private lap dance from this hottie, there was no grinding though.. so I guess it was just a "dance". I sat in there and got the dance for like... i dunno a minute and then I decided to leave that shit hole, there was like 5 dancers in the joint and one of them was a fat ass, she didnt dance for me... I am better than that. So, I head back outside to take a stroll again, and there was this abandoned moped just kinda chilling around the corner, so I hopped on the fucker and drove around.. just cruisin.. chillin, you know. So, as I am cruisin by on this moped I see some fucking gang-bangers on the side of the road.. they must have known me.. cause they tried to chase after me on foot.. I was like wtf, Im gettin outta here. Well, after that bullshit I got ahold of a gat of my own, the streets are rougher than I thought here. So, I hope off of this HOT moped, and start cruising around again.. and I run into the gang members again.. what fucking luck right? well the crazy fucks start shooting at ME!!!!! So I pulled out my piece and fired a few shots at them and took off running. I am pretty sure I got at least one of them, well after this bullshit... I hear the fucking fuzz coming after me, so I take off running like a fucking bat outta hell!!! I noticed I only had like $50 bucks on me so I went and help up a convinience store, got like 60-100 bones from them... I've had better robberies and that shit made the alarm sound... next thing I knew the cops were outside.. what choice did I have? I started firing my piece at the cops... I got a headshot on one of them and the I shit in the chest three times... and I check my clip. OUT OF FUCKING BULLETS!!! OMG, wtf am I gonna do now? well before I could get more ammo I notice I have 3 stars! So I quick entered in L1,R2,R1,R2,U,D,L,R,U,D,L,R and I had more ammo, so I just start blasting ammo at more pigs... I had the army after me and the FBI... crazy day man I tell ya...
So anyways I change my clothes, cause I was really getting sick of the shit that was wearing. I start my day off by walking outside, and I was just minding my busniess walking around the town, it was pretty tropical outside today. Anyways so I am walking around, and I pass by the local strip club and I walk in, the fucking bouncers werent even checkingf IDs.. lol, fucking birgins. So I walk into the back room of the strip club, and I get a private lap dance from this hottie, there was no grinding though.. so I guess it was just a "dance". I sat in there and got the dance for like... i dunno a minute and then I decided to leave that shit hole, there was like 5 dancers in the joint and one of them was a fat ass, she didnt dance for me... I am better than that. So, I head back outside to take a stroll again, and there was this abandoned moped just kinda chilling around the corner, so I hopped on the fucker and drove around.. just cruisin.. chillin, you know. So, as I am cruisin by on this moped I see some fucking gang-bangers on the side of the road.. they must have known me.. cause they tried to chase after me on foot.. I was like wtf, Im gettin outta here. Well, after that bullshit I got ahold of a gat of my own, the streets are rougher than I thought here. So, I hope off of this HOT moped, and start cruising around again.. and I run into the gang members again.. what fucking luck right? well the crazy fucks start shooting at ME!!!!! So I pulled out my piece and fired a few shots at them and took off running. I am pretty sure I got at least one of them, well after this bullshit... I hear the fucking fuzz coming after me, so I take off running like a fucking bat outta hell!!! I noticed I only had like $50 bucks on me so I went and help up a convinience store, got like 60-100 bones from them... I've had better robberies and that shit made the alarm sound... next thing I knew the cops were outside.. what choice did I have? I started firing my piece at the cops... I got a headshot on one of them and the I shit in the chest three times... and I check my clip. OUT OF FUCKING BULLETS!!! OMG, wtf am I gonna do now? well before I could get more ammo I notice I have 3 stars! So I quick entered in L1,R2,R1,R2,U,D,L,R,U,D,L,R and I had more ammo, so I just start blasting ammo at more pigs... I had the army after me and the FBI... crazy day man I tell ya...
I just decided to take a walk on the beach,before i knew it i was at my club and saw some ***s dancing on my stage.so i went upstairs (not before checking out the bartender that works shirtless ) to change into my Jason costume and pick up my knife.i went back down and stabbed the fat construction worker.before i knew it an army dude,cop,fireman,and my own bouncers were attacking me.so i bust out my flame thrower and lite all their asses on fire.before i knew it the swat team was chasing me down.i managed to trick them into going off a ramp right into a light post causing them to flip and explode.at this point some white guy in surfing shorts rides up on a pink scooter,i take out my auto and blast his head off.even though i felt like a *** for riding a pink scooter,who was gonna fuck with someone in a hockey mask with an automatic? anyways i pass by my hotel and right then some more swat guys come from outta no where and almost hit me,thats when i heard it.the helicopter had found me and their spot light was on me,before i could back up a bit and get out from all the cars in front of me they shot out my back tire.i didn't know wtf to do at this point because i was just hiding in the alley shooting the random pig that came my way.then i remembered,i have a hunter just up the way waiting! so i run as fast as i can to the end of the beach and turn the corner to see the hunter siting there in all its murderous glory. i find that helicopter that shot out my tire before and blew that bitch up with my missiles then mowed down every cop car below with my machine gun.then i took a trip to starfish island to grab up my 3 bodyguards.once i did that we went to town getting all those fucking pigs outta my mansion.but they kept on coming....my guards got smoked after a while and i was on my own so i make a break for the outside.by this time the army has tanks waiting so i pill out as fast as i can and race down the street to the paint shop.i barely got by the tanks and into the garage ,after that they didn't know wtf happened and left.needless to say i was stressed,so i went down to the beach again and picked me up a hooker.took her far down by the water and got some lovin',then let her out and shot her for my money back stupid ho.
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) to change into my Jason costume and pick up my knife.i went back down and stabbed the fat construction worker.before i knew it an army dude,cop,fireman,and my own bouncers were attacking me.so i bust out my flame thrower and lite all their asses on fire.before i knew it the swat team was chasing me down.i managed to trick them into going off a ramp right into a light post causing them to flip and explode.at this point some white guy in surfing shorts rides up on a pink scooter,i take out my auto and blast his head off.even though i felt like a *** for riding a pink scooter,who was gonna fuck with someone in a hockey mask with an automatic? anyways i pass by my hotel and right then some more swat guys come from outta no where and almost hit me,thats when i heard it.the helicopter had found me and their spot light was on me,before i could back up a bit and get out from all the cars in front of me they shot out my back tire.i didn't know wtf to do at this point because i was just hiding in the alley shooting the random pig that came my way.then i remembered,i have a hunter just up the way waiting! so i run as fast as i can to the end of the beach and turn the corner to see the hunter siting there in all its murderous glory. i find that helicopter that shot out my tire before and blew that bitch up with my missiles then mowed down every cop car below with my machine gun.then i took a trip to starfish island to grab up my 3 bodyguards.once i did that we went to town getting all those fucking pigs outta my mansion.but they kept on coming....my guards got smoked after a while and i was on my own so i make a break for the outside.by this time the army has tanks waiting so i pill out as fast as i can and race down the street to the paint shop.i barely got by the tanks and into the garage ,after that they didn't know wtf happened and left.needless to say i was stressed,so i went down to the beach again and picked me up a hooker.took her far down by the water and got some lovin',then let her out and shot her for my money back stupid ho.
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