collection of life sucks losers
MiscPhotoshop collection of life sucks losers in the forums; http://mymiserablelife.com
anyone know any more sites like these? I read everything on this site. Here is a old ...
anyone know any more sites like these? I read everything on this site. Here is a old mans:
John, Dallas, Age 51
I used to have potential. I was about to graduate from high school when I got drafted. It blew because I was a 4.0 student who was getting ready to attend a certain prestigious school in Berkeley California. I was good looking and had a hot girlfriend who I fucked on a regular basis. Like a fuckhead I joined the marines. I went through basic training in South Carolina and was off to Nam. My first week there my company went on a search and destroy mission for a NVA ammo dump. To make a long story short a mortar blew up two feet in front of me. It turned my face into a pile of mush and blood and tore my right arm off. To add to that I got a nice sharp piece of shrapnel stuck in my intestines. I spent 7 months in the fucking hospital before I got shipped back. Needless to say, my 'friends' slowly but surely removed themselves from my life. I had to learn how to write left handed and since there was a hole in my colon I could no longer control my bowel movements. Flash backs fucked up my mind and I dropped outta school. Because of my fucked up face and body I could only find work as a graveyard shift janitor. I mean maintenance man. I am still scarred like a motherfucker and have cancer. I live in a creepy one bed room apartment with my one love, my cat. I now work as a webmaster with my specially made keyboard (I went back to school a few years back). I spend most of my time in my bedroom/work room on this damn computer. I long for death. Ever since I was 19 my life has been a living hell. I am old, sick, one armed and look like the elephant man. The only thing I can look forward to is the day when I am put out of my suffering.
God tried to fuck me several times throughtout my life. My parents where refugees from a shithole country and escaped to Europe. I was born there and lived 6 ok years. Then my dad moved to USA and life was ok. I was ugly all my life and my parents where cheap, so I had crappy clothes and other kids would make fun of me. I desired money a lot since I needed plastic surgery and good clothes. So in HS I started hanging out with poser drug dealers and talked about money 24/7, I made good grades in school still. I flirted with girls but no pussy (didn't go for it) Then some ***** stole a lot of my money that was about to be "invested".... I got a bunch of friends and we went to his house and beat the shit outta him with bats.
That caused me to get arrested at school for a 2nd degree felony. After much trial, I got 6 years probation. (Never settle for that, 90% fuk up) I did not take the SAT or apply to colleges because I got arrested. After HS, I meet a sexy girl and life was good for the first time, she went on a long vacation to Russia and when she came back she had lost feelings. Life sucked a lot after this because I had experienced how much good it can be. While she was gone I realized I loved her. Then I just worked most of the time and served probation good for 2 years. Then one night a fukin fat chick calls me and needs a ride. Being nice I give her a ride and I was speeding. I get arrested for evading police and fuked up my probation. Now I am just waiting for the judge to send out a warrent to arrest me for 6 years since I fucked up. Also I fucked around with a dirty girl and I have a few bumbs on my skin above my dick. Gotta get it checked out because its driving me crazy. FUck the world.
My sister is pregnant with the "grand masters" baby - Tim, Mississippi, Age 18
I once lived in a nice suburb, had money, and a life. That is, until my mom and dad decided to give it all up for "GOD". My parents gave all our money, including my money for college to this shitty cult leader. Now we live in a travel trailer on a "compound" with 35 other fucked up people. My 14 year-old sister is pregnant with the "grand masters" baby and my mom thinks this is great: It's a fucking "ACT OF GOD". NO NO NO, a 40 year old sick bastard has brainwashed them.
It gets worse. I told them that I a gay, my dad beat the shit out of me. He then held me down and raped me, after this he said that "GOD" told him this would "cure" me from being gay. I wish that I could kill myself, but being I refuse to say that I am not gay, my parents have shipped me to the "church" reform building where I am under 24 hour a day surveillance. I can not even take a shit without one of these fucked up "GOD" freaks praying for my soul.
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Fuck L ron hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses.
My only purpose in life is to give head - Anonymous, Buffalo, NY, Age 20
I was living with my aunt while going to college in Buffalo, NY. About two weeks ago, my aunt caught me blowing my cousin who is also gay and going to be a senior in high school. I'm 20 and bi and he's 17 and gay and he started it with me the first night I lived there 2 years ago. It's just a sex thing--nothing more. So, now the bitch is threatening to tell the cops and she already told my father, who is her brother, and I can't ever go home again.
I am staying with this gay Asian dude I know from college and I get to stay for free if I blow him and his brother and his cousin every day. I shouldn't complain 'cause they're all cute and nice, but it seems like my only purpose in life is to give head. I really want to finish my degree next year and then do the grad work to become a pharmacist. Now, everything might be fucked up 'cause of a lousy blow job. I hate that meddling **** of an aunt. And my cousin is now telling everybody that I made him *****. My life is ruined.
My only purpose in life is to give head - Anonymous, Buffalo, NY, Age 20
I was living with my aunt while going to college in Buffalo, NY. About two weeks ago, my aunt caught me blowing my cousin who is also gay and going to be a senior in high school. I'm 20 and bi and he's 17 and gay and he started it with me the first night I lived there 2 years ago. It's just a sex thing--nothing more. So, now the bitch is threatening to tell the cops and she already told my father, who is her brother, and I can't ever go home again.
I am staying with this gay Asian dude I know from college and I get to stay for free if I blow him and his brother and his cousin every day. I shouldn't complain 'cause they're all cute and nice, but it seems like my only purpose in life is to give head. I really want to finish my degree next year and then do the grad work to become a pharmacist. Now, everything might be fucked up 'cause of a lousy blow job. I hate that meddling **** of an aunt. And my cousin is now telling everybody that I made him *****. My life is ruined.
Lmfao this site seems kinda emo.
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Fuck L ron hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses.
My sister is pregnant with the "grand masters" baby - Tim, Mississippi, Age 18
I once lived in a nice suburb, had money, and a life. That is, until my mom and dad decided to give it all up for "GOD". My parents gave all our money, including my money for college to this shitty cult leader. Now we live in a travel trailer on a "compound" with 35 other fucked up people. My 14 year-old sister is pregnant with the "grand masters" baby and my mom thinks this is great: It's a fucking "ACT OF GOD". NO NO NO, a 40 year old sick bastard has brainwashed them.
It gets worse. I told them that I a gay, my dad beat the shit out of me. He then held me down and raped me, after this he said that "GOD" told him this would "cure" me from being gay. I wish that I could kill myself, but being I refuse to say that I am not gay, my parents have shipped me to the "church" reform building where I am under 24 hour a day surveillance. I can not even take a shit without one of these fucked up "GOD" freaks praying for my soul.
I am sure this is that clut leader that was caught recently and was on AMW.
nah I knew about this site for years too bad they don't update it.
here is another exerct
I'm depressed, fat, and my face is scarred from years of bad acne when I was younger. I have no friends, and people are always telling me to smile more often. I bought a gun recently, but I'm not sure what sort of bullets it takes. I don't even know why I bought it. I have this big red bubble like cyst growing on my ****. My handicapped girlfriend of 2 years dumped me because of it. I popped it twice, and now it seems infected. My cat ran away, and my landlord just served me an eviction notice. I just took a job as a bathroom attendant at some rich country club. My mother and father refuse to return my phone calls. I'm also addicted to pain killers, that don't seem to work anymore. I've been collecting books on serial killers for years. I go to AA meetings and fell into some born again Christian all black church. I'm the only white person there. They all speak in tongues. I can't ever seem to look people in the eye when I have to talk to them.
I am sure this is that clut leader that was caught recently and was on AMW.
Yeah Warren Jeffs. He's the leader or "prophet" of the polygamy cult "Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" or FLDS. I've been following the guy for a while now because what he does pisses me off. Someday I'd planned to assasinate him and the others involved in the cult. The guy has dozens of wives and rapes tons of little girls and has probably hundreds of kids. I had sattelite images of his compounds, detailed blueprints, and alot of "backing" by alot of people. If he is released from prison my plans will continue, if he is not than they will not.
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Fuck L ron hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses.
Yeah Warren Jeffs. He's the leader or "prophet" of the polygamy cult "Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" or FLDS. I've been following the guy for a while now because what he does pisses me off. Someday I'd planned to assasinate him and the others involved in the cult. The guy has dozens of wives and rapes tons of little girls and has probably hundreds of kids. I had sattelite images of his compounds, detailed blueprints, and alot of "backing" by alot of people. If he is released from prison my plans will continue, if he is not than they will not.
kick ass, you have something to live for. Your feeling of importance.
I'm a thirty year old virgin. It doesn't matter what I do, I can't hit it off with women. I was born with a rare disorder that makes my front teeth brown, they look all crooked and dead. People think I'm a freak when I smile. I am addicted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I can't stop watching her and masturbating. I am now addicted to masturbating and have to do it 3 times a day. I only have 1 friend and he just told me he is gay and wants to have sex with me. I work as a mortician's assistant and am now becoming attracted to the sight of young dead women. LIFE SUCKS.
nah I knew about this site for years too bad they don't update it.
here is another exerct
I'm depressed, fat, and my face is scarred from years of bad acne when I was younger. I have no friends, and people are always telling me to smile more often. I bought a gun recently, but I'm not sure what sort of bullets it takes. I don't even know why I bought it. I have this big red bubble like cyst growing on my ****. My handicapped girlfriend of 2 years dumped me because of it. I popped it twice, and now it seems infected. My cat ran away, and my landlord just served me an eviction notice. I just took a job as a bathroom attendant at some rich country club. My mother and father refuse to return my phone calls. I'm also addicted to pain killers, that don't seem to work anymore. I've been collecting books on serial killers for years. I go to AA meetings and fell into some born again Christian all black church. I'm the only white person there. They all speak in tongues. I can't ever seem to look people in the eye when I have to talk to them.
khali?
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