The Myth, The Man, The Legend... STeGoR's Interview of Spincy
MiscPhotoshop The Myth, The Man, The Legend... STeGoR's Interview of Spincy in the forums; St: Well, Mr. Spincy, how are you doing this fine day?
Sp: I'm doing great. I let one loose ...
The Myth, The Man, The Legend... STeGoR's Interview of Spincy
St: Well, Mr. Spincy, how are you doing this fine day?
Sp: I'm doing great. I let one loose and I'm thinking I'm up for another round.
St: I'd like to start out this interview by asking youfor your name? Honesty is the best policy, but I do understand if you don't wan to give out your fullname.
Sp: My name is Earl. Seriously.
St: For the longest time, you seemed to be negged into oblivion. You weren't tolerated well by many members... fuck, I didnt like you at all and I am sure I negged you a few times, but you have turned yourself around. You have positive reps again and have made yourelf a contributing member of society. What are your feelings?
Sp: Well bc negged me at least four times, and brought me back three or four times, but then people just started repping me. I like contributing but I didn't mind being that guy at -280,000.
St: Hows life? Single, dating, married, children?
Sp: Single, no kids. Waaaaaayyy too young.
St: The question that aries everytime in an interview.. "How many women have you given the spincy sausage?"
Sp: Why are you asking other members if they give away the spincy sausage? Is this something that I should look into?
St: What 1980's song would you most like to "nail" a woman to?
Sp: Aside from those crappy power ballads, I'm gonna go with "Let Me Put My Love In You" by AC/DC. It just seems fitting for the situation that I would likely be in, if you smell what I'm cooking.
St: So I was just watching an old Beavis and Butthead "moron-o-thon" and I saw a damn funny music video... Have you ever seen Bikini Girl w/ Machine Guns?
Sp: No, but I'm always open for new things.
St: I am a HUGE movie fan, and I am curious.. what is Spincy's favorite genre of movie? Say porno and I cry.
Sp: Genre? Probably thrillers- but not the crappy predictable ones like Final Destination. I like psychological thrillers, like Mulholland Dr. and Requiem for a Dream.
St: Whats your take on "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and the overwhelming amount of birginity many members of this board display?
Sp: If eshamed never mentioned brrr again, other than in the context of being cold, I would be a pretty happy guy. I believe that my negging of him for that is what started him on that little rampage of stupid paragraph power negs.
St: Have you ever wanted to kill someone? If so, describe why and how you would have done it.
Sp: Yes, have you played the game god of war? I was planning on gettin me some swords attatched to chains and burning them into my arms. The rest would have been pretty fun to improvise.
St: Are you a fan of literarure? Do you subscribe to any magazines? If so, please list.
Sp: I like children's books, like alice in wonderland. You know those books that are supposed to be all wholesome but turn out to be written by some cracked out druggy who really had no intention of every being famous. No magazines for me.
St: You know, I am curious... what happened to the avatar of the dude w/ he flaming crotch? That was a funny avatar and it made me smile every once in awhile.
Sp: You gotta mix it up every once in a while. I mean in a few weeks we might get to see some breakdancing bears, or even a dancing chicken. The firecrotch will be back though.
St: Do you think the mods do a good job of modding here?
Sp: Yeah they do. They put up with a lot of crap from people, including me.
St: If there was ONE mod you had to PIITB of, who would it be? (I am sure reps will be rewarded)
Sp: Go rilla. Something tells me it wouldn't be too tough to get in there
St: Your favorite members of the board? Your least favorite member of the board?
Sp: I like thrice and nofx, overall cool guys. I don't really like seniordiscount much since he is always shoving his ideas down other peoples' throats, and eshamed just makes me want to hit someone.
St: What are your physical stats? Height, Weight, arms, legs, girth ?
Sp: 6'1", 175. 18" for all of the other things.
St: I saw in Bubba's interview that he had sex w/ a man.. or something to that nature. Have you ever been in a homosexual situations, w/ or w/o a video game being involved?
Sp:I was pretty messed up a few nights ago, and I'm not gonna lie- my friend and I were in some compromising positions. But hey, it's not gay unless the balls touch.
St: I know TG usually does the interviews.. but he is old and burnt out? What is your take on me filling in for this interview? Discuss.
Sp: Good idea- you can get to more people this way, and the questions get mixed up. I like it.
St: There are many members of this board who I would love to just give a "stone cold stunner", and de bitches know who dey is, but.. Is there anyone here on chopz that you would just love to physical manhandle? I mean like.. dropping elbows on their face from two stories above?
Sp: Like I mentioned before, I don't like a few people, but I can't really see myself wanting to hurt them physically. I've got no problem messing with them emotionally and mentally, but anything further is just stupid.
St: What are your thoughts on me spincy? We had our quarrels early on, and like I said, I think you are a decent chap now, but what do you TRUTHFULLY think of me?
Sp: We had quarrels? All I remember is calling the guitarist for A7X a shitty guitarist, and you got a little angry. Other than that you're a cool guy. (Sure, Prior to a7x talk)
St: I am gonna give you a situation, tell me what you would do!
You are sitting in class, there is a hottie up in the front.. class is over in like 2 minutes and you are very bored. The girl bends over and you see her cleave (or thong, pick yur posion) and you pop a massive woody. Class ends and you still have this massive woody.. what do you do?
Sp: Various forms of this story have happened: I've caught glimpses of teh thongs, and I've gotten a hard-on. I find it best to pull out a binder, put it in front of the man-meat (so no one can notice) and follow the girl to whatever class she has next. If she turns around, great. If she tries to run away, then run after her. Works every time.
St: A normal question now, What do you do for a living? Salary Range?
Sp: I'm in school at the moment, and I make like 80 bucks a week working two days.
St: Well mane, my class is ending aswell and I would like to thank you for answering these questions and remember loves you.
Sp: Thanks for the interview. And synyster gates is a good guitarist, but he's got nothing on eddie van halen (c'mon.. gates has some MAD potential.. but Dragonforce dudes are faster)
Sp: I like thrice and nofx, overall cool guys. I don't really like seniordiscount much since he is always shoving his ideas down other peoples' throats, and eshamed just makes me want to hit someone.
"Sp: Yes, have you played the game god of war? I was planning on gettin me some swords attatched to chains and burning them into my arms. The rest would have been pretty fun to improvise."
I am scared. I am NOT getting a deja vu.. this shit is for real. I imagined something very similar as a kid. But it was penswords on strings in stead of swords on chains... scarry shit.
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