Chapter 1: "O come all ye... oh my God!"
December 7, 2006
Happytown was a quiet New England town. With a population of only 2,000 people, everyone knew everyone, and everyone loved each other. Ironically, for such a gay town, homosexuals were not permitted. Any documented phags were stoned.
but anyways, there isn't a more festive place on the planet during this time of year. Happytown was all about the holidays.
The snow had fallen hard today, 2 feet as a a matter of fact. It's a thursday night and the children don't expect school tomorrow so they get to stay out a bit late tonight! And what a beautiful town it was at night when the sun rested its weary self
The kids skated in the pond, went sledding, built snowmen, oh it was a glorious night! Around town yuou could hear the carollers carolling, the church bells ringing, and you could feel the town itself smiling.
Gary Freezwoz and Timothy Tomtom stayed out a bit extra late. They were having a good time throwing snowballs at each other.
"Ouch Gary!" "Stop whining Timmy!"
the boys laughed as they circled each other and fired iceballs into each others faces point blank. They danced and pegged each other all the way down the hill and thats when they saw it.
"AAAARRRGGHHHHH" they screamed and ran!
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