so i was at a midget fight

and i got free shirts i thought they were gay but my transexual friends said they looked hot and that they would blow mw later that day

later i went to hang out with my friend billy and we were drinking ... alot, when billy pointed to something he had seen

oh may gosh!!! i screamed as i almost pooped my pants, it was lou ferigino!!!

lou introduced me to his boy toy lover Darnell. i really liked him he told me he had a monster penis,

i dont remember much that night because i was really drunk, darnell took me to his house, and well im not sure what happened that night

nest morning i woke up feeling sore from my bum , so i decided to go to the mall and shop for shoes , untill i saw a man made out of weed!!!

i was like holly shit im freaking out untill i smelled him i found out he was some cheap ass meck, i was so pissed i got some little kid to kill him

i was really down that day and i was just looking for some butthole, when god behold i saw the man of my dreams pee wee herman!!!! omygosh

needless to say i took him home and well thats a whole 'nother story