Landsend.com customer support chat (updated)
MiscPhotoshop Landsend.com customer support chat (updated) in the forums; Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny
i lauhed so fucking hard at that. this thread is hilarious
werd... I wish they took ...
Carol D: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
jck: hll?
jck: h@wt c@rl br0wn....thr thts bttr
jck: d y crry clthng n ht crl brwn
jck: hll, crl. ths my b frstrtng bcs my vwls dnt wrk n my kybrd.
Carol D: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
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-"sure if it was us vs canada 1v1 we would lose" -daewoo, on war with the U.S.
Carol D: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
jck: hll?
jck: h@wt c@rl br0wn....thr thts bttr
jck: d y crry clthng n ht crl brwn
jck: hll, crl. ths my b frstrtng bcs my vwls dnt wrk n my kybrd.
Carol D: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
Barb A: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
Sik_ Boy: Great! Now if you excuse me, I have to neg and ban some people. Thanks!
Barb A: Yes, that's correct.
Sik_ Boy: Great! Do I just follow the instructions onthe web site?
Barb A: We have a Web page about how to make returns. May I send it to you?
Sik_ Boy: See, I became a moderator at forum.bodybuilding.com, and my head became so large after that, it doesn't fit any more!
Barb A: Yes, certainly.
Sik_ Boy: I bought a hat from you about 2-3 months ago, and was wondering if it is returnable?
Sik_ Boy: Thats ok!
Barb A: How may I help you?
Barb A: Hello -- I'm sorry about the delay!
Sik_ Boy: Is this not working?
Sik_ Boy: I have a question about a hat I ordered.
Sik_ Boy: Hello?
Sik_ Boy: Hi There!
Barbara S:Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
Chistopher *****: our main base is in the Engima Gaxaly
Barbara S: Again, Christopher, may I have their website address, please?
Chistopher *****: ok the Terran Confederation
Barbara S: If you give me the organization, we will forward it onto our Internet Team.
Barbara S: This is not a Lands' End sponsored site. We have never heard of the organization.
Barbara S: Just a moment. Please let me check for you.
Chistopher *****: so you are saying that your store doesnt support the armed forces
Chistopher *****: it is a navy discount that is valid anywhere in the milkyway
Barbara S: I am not aware that we are on their site.
Chistopher *****: why can I not get my discount at your establishment
Chistopher *****: are you not located in the Milkyway??
Barbara S: No.
Chistopher *****: will I be able to get the full 50% discount at your store
Chistopher *****: I was wondering I have a 50% discount for where I shop in the milkyway galaxy
Chistopher *****: hello
Barbara S: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
hey the person there said they were going to contact my isp and tell them that I was abusing their terms of service or some garbage, will my higher ups be mad about this
Carol D.: you too sweetie pants
Joyce K: but have a great day, anyway!
Joyce K: No, I don't think so..
Carol D.: seriosuly tho, It would be fun, no one owuld have to know!
Joyce K: It is a funny joke on my birthday!
Joyce K: You are funny.
Joyce K: ha
Carol D.: that's be hot, no?
Carol D.: no I work here silly! Hey... maybe me and you could go out some time
Joyce K: Do you have a question about a product here in the Internet Department?
Carol D.: Not really
Joyce K: Is there something I can help you with today, Carol.
Carol D.: That's true... just a fantasy I suppose... I just get lonely, this isnt the most fun job in the world you know!
Joyce K: but I am not you.
Joyce K: I wouldn't if I were you...
Carol D.: I wonder if he'd go for drinks if I asked him...
Joyce K: Yes, he is nice.
Joyce K: No, I just got here.
Carol D.: The boss is looking pretty nice today, eh?
Joyce K: Hi Carol!
Carol D.: Hey Joyce its me. Im just bored and there's not much to do. I'm getting a lot of prank chatters today, how about you?
Joyce K: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
Carol D was the name from Vegetto's in case you didnt put it together
Carol D: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
Richard Simmons: Fabolous! Thanks Carol!! *Kisses!
Carol D: I would try a 6 then.
Richard Simmons: a 4 maybe?
Carol D: I don't know. What size do you wear in women's clothes?
Richard Simmons: so would it fit?
Richard Simmons: yes I did. But I have a "different" sort of frame, if you get my drift. My body is not that of a woman. NOt yet, anyways
Carol D: What size do you usually wear in women's clothes.
Carol D: Did you check our size charts?
Richard Simmons: Square shoulders and all...
Richard Simmons: Well I'm a muscular build, so I was wondering if it would fit right.
Carol D: OK.
Richard Simmons: HI! I have a question about your women's Solid 3-piece Bikini.
Carol D: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
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-"sure if it was us vs canada 1v1 we would lose" -daewoo, on war with the U.S.
Do you all know that they WILL build custom shirts for those of us that are hard to fit. This is the only place I can get shirts. you can get them sized around the waist, and tapered to fit you perfectly.....you can even adjust the arm sizes if you get one of them on the phone.
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-"sure if it was us vs canada 1v1 we would lose" -daewoo, on war with the U.S.
Sharon S: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
B bowen: The other day I passed a turd so hard, I saw a bright light and dead relatives.
b bowen: Just breathing makes me poop.
b bowen: You couldnt make pants with just a little extra room in back?
Sharon S: Yes, we do, but would not be able to accomodate this situation.
b bowen: Sharon?
b bowen: Id like to look decent, and I hear you guys have an excellent line of clothing
b bowen: "Adult" diapers, actaully. Now my question is can I get pants custom made with extra seat room
b bowen: Well Im an adult obviously, but I had an accident which requires that I wear "special" garments
Sharon S: How may I help?
b bowen: hi Sharon, I have a somewhat embarrasing question...
Sharon S: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
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Careful man, there's a beverage here. http://photochopz.com
-"sure if it was us vs canada 1v1 we would lose" -daewoo, on war with the U.S.
Sharon S: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
B bowen: The other day I passed a turd so hard, I saw a bright light and dead relatives.
b bowen: Just breathing makes me poop.
b bowen: You couldnt make pants with just a little extra room in back?
Sharon S: Yes, we do, but would not be able to accomodate this situation.
b bowen: Sharon?
b bowen: Id like to look decent, and I hear you guys have an excellent line of clothing
b bowen: "Adult" diapers, actaully. Now my question is can I get pants custom made with extra seat room
b bowen: Well Im an adult obviously, but I had an accident which requires that I wear "special" garments
Sharon S: How may I help?
b bowen: hi Sharon, I have a somewhat embarrasing question...
Sharon S: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
To anyone who is still screwing with these people, does it take a long time for you to connect to their chat, or is it just me?
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