Landsend.com customer support chat (updated)

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can someone do one and just start cursing them out hard?

[manbearpig]

Originally Posted by ndagym2007

Sharon S: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
B bowen: The other day I passed a turd so hard, I saw a bright light and dead relatives.
b bowen: Just breathing makes me poop.
b bowen: You couldnt make pants with just a little extra room in back?
Sharon S: Yes, we do, but would not be able to accomodate this situation.
b bowen: Sharon?
b bowen: Id like to look decent, and I hear you guys have an excellent line of clothing
b bowen: "Adult" diapers, actaully. Now my question is can I get pants custom made with extra seat room
b bowen: Well Im an adult obviously, but I had an accident which requires that I wear "special" garments
Sharon S: How may I help?
b bowen: hi Sharon, I have a somewhat embarrasing question...
Sharon S: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?

mother fucking dead relitives....

that was classic i love this you guya are getting good!

[blood vs. water]

Originally Posted by thread grader

LOL

Carol D.: you too sweetie pants
Joyce K: but have a great day, anyway!
Joyce K: No, I don't think so..
Carol D.: seriosuly tho, It would be fun, no one owuld have to know!
Joyce K: It is a funny joke on my birthday!
Joyce K: You are funny.
Joyce K: ha
Carol D.: that's be hot, no?
Carol D.: no I work here silly! Hey... maybe me and you could go out some time
Joyce K: Do you have a question about a product here in the Internet Department?
Carol D.: Not really
Joyce K: Is there something I can help you with today, Carol.
Carol D.: That's true... just a fantasy I suppose... I just get lonely, this isnt the most fun job in the world you know!
Joyce K: but I am not you.
Joyce K: I wouldn't if I were you...
Carol D.: I wonder if he'd go for drinks if I asked him...
Joyce K: Yes, he is nice.
Joyce K: No, I just got here.
Carol D.: The boss is looking pretty nice today, eh?
Joyce K: Hi Carol!
Carol D.: Hey Joyce its me. Im just bored and there's not much to do. I'm getting a lot of prank chatters today, how about you?
Joyce K: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?

Carol D was the name from Vegetto's in case you didnt put it together

ROFL

that's fuckin funny

[ndg]

Jodi B: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
brian peppers: Jodi?
brian peppers: Hello, this is department manager, Ron Coleman. Can I help you?
brian peppers: hold on, Ill get my manager
brian peppers: Jodi, whats going on??
Jodi B: Please do not waste our time!!
brian peppers: Welcome to Lands' End live! How may I help you?
Jodi B: I do apologize, but we do not have any new employees in this department.
brian peppers: Im new here
brian peppers: Are we in the same call center?
brian peppers: I think we have our lines crossed?
Jodi B: Is there something I may help you with today?
brian peppers: hello
brian peppers: How can I help you
Jodi B: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
brian peppers: Hi, welcome to Lands End Live?

[blood vs. water]

Originally Posted by ndagym2007

Jodi B: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
brian peppers: Jodi?
brian peppers: Hello, this is department manager, Ron Coleman. Can I help you?
brian peppers: hold on, Ill get my manager
brian peppers: Jodi, whats going on??
Jodi B: Please do not waste our time!!
brian peppers: Welcome to Lands' End live! How may I help you?
Jodi B: I do apologize, but we do not have any new employees in this department.
brian peppers: Im new here
brian peppers: Are we in the same call center?
brian peppers: I think we have our lines crossed?
Jodi B: Is there something I may help you with today?
brian peppers: hello
brian peppers: How can I help you
Jodi B: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
brian peppers: Hi, welcome to Lands End Live?

.lol.

[thread grader]

Originally Posted by ndagym2007

Jodi B: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
brian peppers: Jodi?
brian peppers: Hello, this is department manager, Ron Coleman. Can I help you?
brian peppers: hold on, Ill get my manager
brian peppers: Jodi, whats going on??
Jodi B: Please do not waste our time!!
brian peppers: Welcome to Lands' End live! How may I help you?
Jodi B: I do apologize, but we do not have any new employees in this department.
brian peppers: Im new here
brian peppers: Are we in the same call center?
brian peppers: I think we have our lines crossed?
Jodi B: Is there something I may help you with today?
brian peppers: hello
brian peppers: How can I help you
Jodi B: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?
brian peppers: Hi, welcome to Lands End Live?

lol... literally

[t3ch]

Bas Rutten: You promised me a 100% gurantee. Pwned, roflcopter, photochopz das not cool
Joyce K: I will make a customer request that we make our custom shirts available for customers with larger neck sizes.
Joyce K: I am sorry for this disappointment.
Joyce K: I apologize, but the largest neck size we can do is 20 inches.
Joyce K: Just a moment. Please let me check for you.
Bas Rutten: My neck is 25 inch
Joyce K: The custom orders are done on the Web site.
Joyce K: Could I please ask for your neck size?
Joyce K: I'm sorry, but we do not have any inlets in California.
Bas Rutten: Thank you for your day time. Do you have local store here?
Joyce K: Our custom shirts are guaranteed 100%, too.
Joyce K: Many shirts are much too big in the waist if the chest and neck are larger.
Joyce K: Our custom shirts would be wonderful for you.
Bas Rutten: I am in the los angeles. I am a UFC fighter and lift weights and you see my chest is much larger than my waist.
Joyce K: We can only ship to the USA and to Canada, however.
Joyce K: Yes, we have great custom shirts.
Bas Rutten: I have bad english so excuse me. I was wonder if you have shirt that can be custom to my waist size.
Joyce K: Is there something I may help you with today?
Joyce K: Hi, I am fine, thank you.
Bas Rutten: Hi, how are you today?
Joyce K: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?

She didn't say anything for 3 minutes after that so I exited it.

[scrawnybrawny]

seriously this is the best thing since pants with pockets

[blood vs. water]

they have to realize that somethings up if in one afternoon, they got about 20 crazy conversations. either that or theyre a bunch of inbreds working there and have no clue what's going on

[ndg]

I remember messing with them once and telling them I was an old lady who couldnt type fast. I would wait like 4-5 minutes between messages.
Heres an old one I posted on another forum back in Feb.

-disconnected-
Agnus: how about cleveland steamer yellow?
Linda F: Sorry, no.
(long pause)
Agnus: Does the women's regular microfiber camisole Underwire bra come in hotcarl brown?
Linda F: Yes?
Agnus: yes hold on...im 84 for heavensakes.
Linda F: May I help you with anything else?
Agnus: that sounds fine. Thank you
Linda F: They are described as a "natrual fit, neither too slim nor too loose. "
Agnus: i have to wear diapers. Those twists and bends that some of those hot yoga studs put me in really knock something loose down there in the old drain, if you know what i mean.
Linda F: I will be happy to check on that for you. One moment, please.
Agnus: im just starting yoga. While im wearing these pants, will my under "supports" show?
Linda F: No problem.
Agnus: please forgive my slow typing, i have horrible arthritis and a touch of lepresy in my hands.
Linda F: Yes?
Agnus: yes i have a question about your yoga pants
Linda F: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?

[Biggie]

here's how it went..

Peggy P: Thank you for using Lands' End Live.
lil Jon:WHAT!?


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JoAnn A: Please call us.. We do not know who Brian Peppers is.
loretta jackson: Im afraid of Teh AIDS on the shirt... I know Harry wants to see me and he'll try anything!
loretta jackson: is that the guy I call, his name is on the receipt
loretta jackson: Brian Peppers
JoAnn A: Would you please call customer servcie at 1-800-332-4700? We will be happy to take care of this problem.
loretta jackson: I reside at 666 Elm St, Springwood Il
loretta jackson: Loretta Jackson
loretta jackson: It was to my name
loretta jackson: Im afradi to pick up the shirt, because the stain, well I seen the same type of stain on my son's socks... and Harry's tissues before the good lord took him from us
JoAnn A: What is the complete name of the buyer and the billing address?
loretta jackson: Now there is a return instructions with it, but the problem is worse
loretta jackson: I think it was 4
JoAnn A: That's too bad. Could you give me your order number?
loretta jackson: I need to return it
loretta jackson: Sadly it has quite a large stain on it
loretta jackson: I ot my son's shirt in the mail yesterday that I ordered
JoAnn A: Good Morning.
loretta jackson: Good morning JoAnn
JoAnn A: Welcome to Lands' End Live! How may I help you?

[manbearpig]

we don't know who brian peppers is... rofl

[thread grader]

this thread is being seriousl UNDER-ABUSED...

we need a new thread same concept... everyone should submit one entry and at the end, we see whos is funniest.

I mean c'mon... chatting with people at lands end? it doesnt get much funnier than this...