Death metal weenies
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Last month a buddy talked me into going to a small local bar to see a couple bands, local band sick sick sick and a band from cleveland, skeleton witch. I guess it wasn't the worst show I've ever seen, but it was definitely weak sauce. My buddy and I got to goofin' about how lame the show was, and I was inspired to create a poster for the average lame show.
first off im not a huge deathmetal fan but its art thus a matter of opinion, yours of which counts for less then normal because your the creepy old dude at the show anyway
please tell me you didnt try to "pick up chicks"
EDIT* also that music is gaining popularity we dont go talk shit about the lame dated shit you listened to in your teens/twenties
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Originally Posted by tourettes_guy
The look on her face would be priceless. The video would be legendary. The pwnage would be off the charts and the civil suit I'm bound to face will be crippling.
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Originally Posted by bpp
heres wut i hear from women:
nothing, because their fuckin passed out in my van.
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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny
grover was my personal favorite, helpless neurotic with emotional attachment problems.
I find pure death metal blows chunks usually. Its gotta be a mixed style. And they have to have good players. I loled at the poster. I'll probably find myself going to concerts when I'm your age. *sigh
wrong decade - dickless
but even in the 80's I wasn't listening to that little selection from your favorites folder - dickless
fact is, even at prolly twice yer age I got better knowledge/taste in heavy music than you could even imagine - dickless
but I definitely can't match your knowledge of such queeer groups as what you just posted.
ya got me beat there - dickless. go change the batteries in yer vibratin' butt-plug, fuckboy
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Fuck L ron hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
don't need to, I'm married.
but I can see how the whole "hetero" choice would make you uncomfortable - dickless
really??? wow, that must have just started "gaining popularity" in only the last 15 years or so.
cause it wasn't lame or dated THEN - dickless
wrong decade - dickless
but even in the 80's I wasn't listening to that little selection from your favorites folder - dickless
fact is, even at prolly twice yer age I got better knowledge/taste in heavy music than you could even imagine - dickless
but I definitely can't match your knowledge of such queeer groups as what you just posted.
ya got me beat there - dickless. go change the batteries in yer vibratin' butt-plug, fuckboy
/golfclap...quite a lot homosexual references in that post, i think you are exposing some deepseeded desires. judgeing by the pony tail you used to sport id bet money you have "seen" one or two ****s in your day. but i forgot your married... but how the fuck should i know mabey shes a post op tranny or mabey shes just large and you insist on rough anal with the lights off.
As you put it your twice my age...thats my point your over forty fat and bald,, yet you try and make fun of current culture, like any one gives a fuck what some middleaged mediocore douchebag has to say.
anyway why the fuck are you even hear, you dont chop(or atleast well) you obviously dont work out, all you do is pick shit and post your useless fucking opinion. trying to reach out to others in what i imagine to be some sad attempt to curb your tendencies to want to eat a bullet. look else where please
so do us all a favor an shut the fuck up and go throw on some metalica or other dated shit, and try and tell someone who gives a fuck(aka you can fool into thinking you know your shit) about the glory days of rock ... fucking tool
PS the metal of 15 years ago was not nearly what it is today, not to mention it was never mainstream, nice arguement there, you really showed me. please for fucks sake /wrists
__________________ ****PIITB ARMY Lieutenant General****
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Originally Posted by tourettes_guy
The look on her face would be priceless. The video would be legendary. The pwnage would be off the charts and the civil suit I'm bound to face will be crippling.
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Originally Posted by bpp
heres wut i hear from women:
nothing, because their fuckin passed out in my van.
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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny
grover was my personal favorite, helpless neurotic with emotional attachment problems.
when someone hands me my ass, I fall back on weak, generic, "put-downs" instead of addressing the facts because I'm too fuckin' stupid to actually read what people have posted, my short attention span requires that I read the title and a few words and draw my own conclusions.
And I hang here because I DO chop - very well, as a matter of fact.
Well enough to get paid to chop, also very well.
do yourself a favor and learn to read, you probably wouldn't even have responded to the original post if you actually understood what I did there.
Last month a buddy talked me into going to a small local bar to see a couple bands, local band sick sick sick and a band from cleveland, skeleton witch. I guess it wasn't the worst show I've ever seen, but it was definitely weak sauce. My buddy and I got to goofin' about how lame the show was, and I was inspired to create a poster for the average lame show.
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