would u get ur ass fucked for 5000 dollars?
MiscPhotoshop would u get ur ass fucked for 5000 dollars? in the forums; It's like the old joke -
Guy asks woman would she have sex with him for $1 million.
She says, &...
It's like the old joke - Guy asks woman would she have sex with him for $1 million.
She says, "Well, for $1 million I suppose so."
Then he says "Would you have sex with me for $5?"
She looks all offended and says "Absolutely not! What kind of woman do you think I am?"
He says, "We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
In other words, it's not a question of amount of money, it's about are you ghey or not.
So no, I'm not ghey.
No amount of money would make me consider it.
Cause ultimately we're talking about selling your soul.
It's like the old joke - Guy asks woman would she have sex with him for $1 million.
She says, "Well, for $1 million I suppose so."
Then he says "Would you have sex with me for $5?"
She looks all offended and says "Absolutely not! What kind of woman do you think I am?"
He says, "We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
In other words, it's not a question of amount of money, it's about are you ghey or not.
So no, I'm not ghey.
No amount of money would make me consider it.
Cause ultimately we're talking about selling your soul.
It's like the old joke - Guy asks woman would she have sex with him for $1 million.
She says, "Well, for $1 million I suppose so."
Then he says "Would you have sex with me for $5?"
She looks all offended and says "Absolutely not! What kind of woman do you think I am?"
He says, "We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
In other words, it's not a question of amount of money, it's about are you ghey or not.
So no, I'm not ghey.
No amount of money would make me consider it.
Cause ultimately we're talking about selling your soul.
your logic is faulty, the women in the joke isnt enthysiastic to do the deed, but for the price she is willing to endure it. this means there is a difference between someone who is willing to do it for practically nothing and someone for a million. because in the big picture that 1 hour or so of unpleasentness is going to make her entire situation much easier.
i definitly dont want to get into the soul/ morality issue here, but i will say everyone in this life has a price, it may just be some chick living out her existance in an office job instead of taking c0ck but either way they are essentially the same, she is getting payed for unpleasent times. not to mention women take dick all the time so i hardly think you can negatively label someone who gains finacial security out of it as opposed to someone who does it because they had to much to drink.
as far as anyone taking it in the cove being gay. its the same deal, most everyone would be willing to take that unpleasentness if through that pain there overal situation improved.
also i will say you cant define it as either gay or straight, there is ultimately a preference. like myself and 90% of the rest of men have a preference towards women. but that is because no matter how fugly you are you can still at some point get to sleep with a female. but let me ask you this truely, if all the women of earth disappeared tommorow how many of that 90% do you think would turn "gay" eventually? damn near all of them for the simple fact that at the end of the day a guy is better then an animal
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Originally Posted by tourettes_guy
The look on her face would be priceless. The video would be legendary. The pwnage would be off the charts and the civil suit I'm bound to face will be crippling.
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Originally Posted by bpp
heres wut i hear from women:
nothing, because their fuckin passed out in my van.
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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny
grover was my personal favorite, helpless neurotic with emotional attachment problems.
no amount of money could replace your self respect,
taking it in the ass qould leave you with no self respect whatsoever
self respect is actually a illusion governed by the moral principles instilled by social conditioning.
people tell you something is wrong andyou do it thus your self worth feels lowered.
self respect is merely a reflection of the respect you beleive is held by others
__________________ ****PIITB ARMY Lieutenant General****
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Originally Posted by tourettes_guy
The look on her face would be priceless. The video would be legendary. The pwnage would be off the charts and the civil suit I'm bound to face will be crippling.
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Originally Posted by bpp
heres wut i hear from women:
nothing, because their fuckin passed out in my van.
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Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny
grover was my personal favorite, helpless neurotic with emotional attachment problems.
self respect is actually a illusion governed by the moral principles instilled by social conditioning.
people tell you something is wrong andyou do it thus your self worth feels lowered.
self respect is merely a reflection of the respect you beleive is held by others
i have to disagree,it would have nothing to do with what others think,id be ashamed of myself for doing something so disgusting and could never live with it.
i have to disagree,it would have nothing to do with what others think,id be ashamed of myself for doing something so disgusting and could never live with it.
its a typical night for me
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