im a man now

[bpp]

i had sex with my penis! i used a condom for protection too just in case u know i dont wanna get teh sperm all over me, it feels pretty good actually, now i know why likes having sex so much.

[bass generator]

you had sexual intercorse with your penis,or you used your penis to fuck a girl???

[KrushR]

congrats. now your life is complete, penis sexer.

[Lecter]

So, the operation was successful?

[scrawnybrawny]

you didn't do shit.....

[bpp]

Originally Posted by bass generator

you had sexual intercorse with your penis

yes, that.

[Thrice]

so what did you fuck?

[bpp]

Originally Posted by Thrice

so what did you fuck?

my hand

[Wild Bill]

"I bet your the kinda person that would fuck someone in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give them a reach-around!" -- R. Lee Ermy as Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Full Metal Jacket