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Old 04-16-2007, 10:48 PM   #1
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Grrr... Another woman in a man's world...

Well, I already know that with my drafting job, I'm a female in a man's world. Apparently Personal training is no position for a woman either. This weekend the phone rang at my house. I answered. (remember, both my husband and I hold trainer certifications from the same company, issued the same month)

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- Let me get your # and I'll pass this message along.

He never called back to ask about me. I would have been on that same list.

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Old 04-16-2007, 11:40 PM   #7
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Well, I already know that with my drafting job, I'm a female in a man's world. Apparently Personal training is no position for a woman either. This weekend the phone rang at my house. I answered. (remember, both my husband and I hold trainer certifications from the same company, issued the same month)

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- He's outside, can I take a message for him.
- Yes, this is Sexist Asshole, and I recently opened up a new gym
in City, State. and I am looking for trainers to fill some positions. I
got his name from ISSA when I got a list of all personal trainers
in the area. I wanted to see if he was intersted in meeting me
for an interview.
- Let me get your # and I'll pass this message along.

He never called back to ask about me. I would have been on that same list.

Damn him!!!
wow... so he actually called you sdb... does he post here. i cant find sexist asshole on the forums. or did he get banned?
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Sucker punch him in the nuts.

Or try having a level headed conversation with him.
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Well, I already know that with my drafting job, I'm a female in a man's world. Apparently Personal training is no position for a woman either. This weekend the phone rang at my house. I answered. (remember, both my husband and I hold trainer certifications from the same company, issued the same month)

- Hello
- Yes, may I speak with Mr. SDB?
- He's outside, can I take a message for him.
- Yes, this is Sexist Asshole, and I recently opened up a new gym
in City, State. and I am looking for trainers to fill some positions. I
got his name from ISSA when I got a list of all personal trainers
in the area. I wanted to see if he was intersted in meeting me
for an interview.
- Let me get your # and I'll pass this message along.

He never called back to ask about me. I would have been on that same list.

Damn him!!!
was that the whole conversation?

if i were opening a gym that was expected to have an equal amount of both male and female clients, i'd be looking for an equal amount of male and female trainers. maybe he's already got the amount of female trainers he needs?
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Well, I already know that with my drafting job, I'm a female in a man's world. Apparently Personal training is no position for a woman either. This weekend the phone rang at my house. I answered. (remember, both my husband and I hold trainer certifications from the same company, issued the same month)

- Hello
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- He's outside, can I take a message for him.
- Yes, this is Sexist Asshole, and I recently opened up a new gym
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got his name from ISSA when I got a list of all personal trainers
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for an interview.
- Let me get your # and I'll pass this message along.

He never called back to ask about me. I would have been on that same list.

Damn him!!!
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