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My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I ...
A woman came home and found this letter from her husband:
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you
with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply.
However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good
wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the evening with my
18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be disturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old.
At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you are
Reading this, I will be at the Ritz Carlton with Michael, my tennis coach,
who, like your secretary, also is 18.!
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
A woman came home and found this letter from her husband:
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you
with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply.
However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good
wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the evening with my
18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be disturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old.
At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you are
Reading this, I will be at the Ritz Carlton with Michael, my tennis coach,
who, like your secretary, also is 18.!
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
>kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
>The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
>children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
>The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
>The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think
>they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
>"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't
>believe you got laid twice."
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
>kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
>The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
>children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
>The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
>The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think
>they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
>"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't
>believe you got laid twice."
bwahahaha!!!! you should have added 'fat' in the description of the woman
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