| Listen what this stripper did mane So a couple of my friends have boats and we went out to a lake near my house and there is a small cove everyone chills at and docks boats together. Well we see a dude we chilled with last summer. He is about 40 and always has a group of 5 strippers on his big as boat. He always invites us on cause he thinks I'm funny or whatever. So last year one of the strippers asked me what kinda tattoo she should get. Well I told her to get a pair of boxing gloves above her snatch and write "hit it like a champ" above the gloves. Everyone laughs cause it was a joke. Well I stumble onto the boat cause I'm fucked up and as soon as I step on she is like Juice look What i got. Pulls down her pants and there it is. "HIT IT LIKE A CHAMP" I just busted out laughing cause it was a total joke.
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