Gee willikers hot girl at the bank batman!!

[corn_dog]

I pull up to the window and she's like "Heeey how are you?" as if she recognized me and I'm sitting there like who da fuck is this fine blond specimen. So I give her my check and she comes back and says "You go to Toledo don't you?" and i'm just liek "Yeah" and then she asked if she recognized her and then I think back to a party near the beginning of fall semester when I met a brunette from the same town as me and finally realized that it was her and then I talked to her for a bit. But dayum she got a lot hotter with the blond hair and tan, I know a couple of the ladies that work at the bank so maybe i'll get them to talk me up a bit

[scrawnybrawny]

Have fun jacking off all summer thinking about doing her.

[manbearpig]

Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

Have fun jacking off all summer thinking about doing her.

That could be the greatest, most relevant post in chopz history.

I take back all the bad stuff I said about you.

That could be the truest thing I have ever read.

[bass generator]

our bank has no hotties,but has a real ugly girl with a large protruding forehead

[joshbond]

Originally Posted by bass generator

our bank has no hotties,but has a real ugly girl with a large protruding forehead

That could be the greatest, most relevant post in chopz history.

I take back all the bad stuff I said about you.

That could be the truest thing I have ever read.

[scrawnybrawny]

when did you motherfuckers say bad things about me? I'll break your jaw.

[manbearpig]

Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

when did you motherfuckers say bad things about me? I'll break your jaw.

Every time joshbond copy and pastes something a okcdude makes a racist remark.

[corn_dog]

Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

Have fun jacking off all summer thinking about doing her.

yeah last time i checked she had a bf

[scrawnybrawny]

Originally Posted by corn_dog

yeah last time i checked she had a bf

take your pic, my man:http://www.amazon.com/tag/lotion/pro...704982-2511212

[LogicBomb]

Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

take your pic, my man:http://www.amazon.com/tag/lotion/pro...704982-2511212

Better go with this one:

St. Ives Advanced Therapy Lotion, Extra Relief, 18 fl oz
Other products by St. Ives
Price: $5.59

[scrawnybrawny]

Originally Posted by LogicBomb

Better go with this one:

St. Ives Advanced Therapy Lotion, Extra Relief, 18 fl oz
Other products by St. Ives
Price: $5.59

Can we consider this a personal recommendation?

[LogicBomb]

Originally Posted by scrawnybrawny

Can we consider this a personal recommendation?

Hot chicks come and go but you have to live with your choice of lotions.

[thread grader]

Originally Posted by LogicBomb

Hot chicks come and go but you have to live with your choice of lotions.

have you ever eaten your own shit?

motherfucker

[LogicBomb]

Originally Posted by thread grader

have you ever eaten your own shit?

I’d like to say no but I’m sure I have at least once or twice inadvertently. I mean really, who hasn't? Right?