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sman22 · 06-26-2007, 08:21 PM

so im working a horse show, trying to make a few extra bucks to pay for gas for interviews..... and this douchebag gets 2nd place in a stallion handling class, and so what does he do??? he waits till he exits the outgate and then kicks the fuck out of the stallion under his belly. i go up to him and say "good thing the horse didnt kick back right, you piece of shit?" i hate animal abuse. he tries to fuckin tough talk me ( no bbows) and says something like " i wish you lived near me motherfucker". i told him i lived about an hour from him, and he shut up pretty quick lol. then these two older chicks ( ya hot milfs) were hitting on me, and after the friday night show i went to their section of the barn and started taking shots and hanging out.... the blondes husband didnt like that too much... he took a swing at me and i bobbed my head and threw him on the ground and put my forarm into his neck, until he said he was sorry

ahh good times

manbearpig · 06-26-2007, 08:25 PM

Your redneck slang accent cracks me up.

I read that post in a hillbilly voice, made it alot more interesting.

Ganondorf · 06-26-2007, 08:37 PM

it would be much more believable if you would have been fucking both of the milfs while you had your forearm in the blondes' husband's throat.

joshbond · 06-26-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sman22

so im working a horse show, trying to make a few extra bucks to pay for gas for interviews..... and this douchebag gets 2nd place in a stallion handling class, and so what does he do??? he waits till he exits the outgate and then kicks the fuck out of the stallion under his belly. i go up to him and say "good thing the horse didnt kick back right, you piece of shit?" i hate animal abuse. he tries to fuckin tough talk me ( no bbows) and says something like " i wish you lived near me motherfucker". i told him i lived about an hour from him, and he shut up pretty quick lol. then these two older chicks ( ya hot milfs) were hitting on me, and after the friday night show i went to their section of the barn and started taking shots and hanging out.... the blondes husband didnt like that too much... he took a swing at me and i bobbed my head and threw him on the ground and put my forarm into his neck, until he said he was sorry

ahh good times

Sman, I will rep you hard if you call the voice line and read this story to us.

Its too colonistic for most people to read anyway but if they could listen to it.......

sman22 · 06-26-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by joshbond

Sman, I will rep you hard if you call the voice line and read this story to us.

Its too colonistic for most people to read anyway but if they could listen to it.......

done... rep me please