Greetings from the North Pole

[Santa]

Photochopz;

Believe me when I tell you, it is still frozen up here. I see snow and ice for miles, days if I walk it or ride the sled. No global warming here. Topper and I have been receiving your lists on an hourly basis. You are all so imaginative with your wishes. X-box 360, Elmo Live, and more. I even get letters for some of you wanting new computers and such. And what is this I hear about a new Photoshop program? Wow. All of my children of the world are so wonderful. Do not forget about the "Angel Tree" in your local stores. Remember, there are children without parents to mail their letters, so they ask for their Christmas wishes in a different manner. Once again, Merry Christmas to all.

[Eshamed51]

I don't get my own thread but drinkinjizz (dizz) get's one.

What am i a piece of SHIT!

Santa, bitch, i love you!

[Santa]

Eshamed51;

My child, you are wonderful. I know you are on the Nice List, therefore, I do not see the need to bring anything to your attention. Rather I would mention this in passing.

[Eshamed51]

Thank's santa.

Rep's for you.

I spent tha last christams locked up getting fucked in the ass.

So hopefully youll bring some epicness this year.

I am making cookies with nutella on top for you.

[Santa]

Eshamed51;

That sounds vicious. This year will be better for you. You will be surrounded by loved ones and hookers, non-diseased ones.

[Eshamed51]

Can you get rid of aids and vd?


It's all good though. As long as i can eat honeybaked ham and take a 2 hour shit. I am satisfied.

[Santa]

Eshamed51;

Honey baked ham and laxatives? That can be arranged.

[hardestgainer]

Hi santa.

I have a question, do you ever give ***s gifts?

[thread grader]

Go to hell you fat bastard the economy sucks, my portfolio i sin the shitter, and now I gotta tell everyone santa is broke as a joke and there are no presents.

but at least now we can focus on Christmas lights and the Christmas tree and the season itself.

[Wild Bill]

[Santa]

Wild Bill;

Santa is alive and well. I do not know who took that particular photo, but that man is definitely an impersonator.

[Santa]

thread grader;

It is the reason for the season that matters. Gifts and trees are just something to add a little happiness in a gloom world.

[blazendizz]

Santa,

your a fat fucking retarded moron that is fake and if you were real when i seen you flying threw the air i would sniper your ass out of the sky

[Eshamed51]

dizz;

you ever talk to santa like that again. I will go to detroit trailor parks find your ass and clunk your fuckin head plyay