"No, I'm not sorry. If a hooker has to die for me to get an erection, then, shit, a hooker has to die." - Zach Braff on dating and relationships
"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me." - Zach Braff on abortion.
"I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away." - Zach Braff on adoption
"I enjoyed it and look forward to the next one." - Zach Braff on a nursing home fire
"I mean, they lost both parents. That's just careless." - Zach Braff on orphans
"I think it's a healthy, natural alternative."
-- Zach Braff on bestiality
"It's a little uncomfortable at first, but every new situation is. The important thing is to just stick it out until it feels right"
--Zach Braff on pulling his dick out in the playground
"I think the worst part about it is that it ended."
-- Zach Braff on the holocaust
"It's clear that the problem lies with the children" - Zach Braff on Pedophilia
"In the end, as long as you're the one who penetrates, no matter, woman, man, child or animal, it's legitimate sex and you're not gay, a pedophile or zoophile."
Zach Braff on Sexual Orientation
"There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?" - Zach Braff on raping an 8 year old comatose boy
"I remember that night. We went out for a bit, talked about Scrubs and Garden State. He was more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. Guess he needed a little something to calm the nerves afterward." - Zach Braff on Heath Ledger
Zach Braff Quotes 
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