tell an ebarrassing story about yourself

[Bill Lumberg]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


i had a semi-bone in class once, and i got called up to the front to dicuss something privately with my teacher. i attempted to do the "tuck" under my belt but missed timed it and walked up there with a semi. I did some akward stance while he was showing he some bit of paper. (i put both hands on my knees and kinda bent over - really weird looking). anyway, don't know if anyone noticed but i was going pretty red while trying to think of dead babies or old grannies.

[Mr. Dan]

the old semi-bone in class thats annoying aint it?

my aunt took a picture of me one time when i wasn't looking and she got me in "tuck under the belt" move on film
boy was that a surprise when we saw it later

[Biggie]

One time when i was 6 i had a 4 some with my mom's friends daughters,pretty sure they were all older than me.i got one of them to stick a barbie you know where

[bubba]

Originally Posted by Biggie

One time when i was 6 i had a 4 some with my mom's friends daughters,pretty sure they were all older than me.i got one of them to stick a barbie you know where

up your ass :a078:

[Biggie]

Originally Posted by bubbatheboozer1984

up your ass :a078:

no lol,i think their ages were 11,9 and 7.they got all weirded out after and i never seen them again cause they were acting all crazy so i stopped going over to their house

[ndg]

I shit my pants daily.

[bubba]

Well I went to a friend of minds party and it was a family party, and I drank about 15 beers and took shots of E&J both restrooms were full ,I was so drunk I just pulled my dick out in the front yard and pissed in a bush and lets just say Im not allowed at their house anymore

[PRO BOB CHIC]

Originally Posted by bubbatheboozer1984

Well I went to a friend of minds party and it was a family party, and I drank about 15 beers and took shots of E&J both restrooms were full ,I was so drunk I just pulled my dick out in the front yard and pissed in a bush and lets just say Im not allowed at their house anymore

tell the donkey kong story

[Bill Lumberg]

Originally Posted by bubbatheboozer1984

Well I went to a friend of minds party and it was a family party, and I drank about 15 beers and took shots of E&J both restrooms were full ,I was so drunk I just pulled my dick out in the front yard and pissed in a bush and lets just say Im not allowed at their house anymore

that is fucking comedy right there

[Mr. Dan]

Originally Posted by ndagym2007

I shit my pants daily.

so do have to wear adult diapers?

if so then you can order them online from here
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp37763_33..._and_night.htm

[Eshamed51]

Originally Posted by PRO BOB CHIC

tell the donkey kong story

[bubba]

Originally Posted by Eshamed51

ROFLBURGERS THATS STILL FLOTAING AROUND!!!!!!!!!,YEAH PRO WHEN I WAS 12 MY BUDDY SUCKED MY DICK A LITTLE BIT FOR MY DONKEY KONG COUNTRY GAME

[ndg]

Originally Posted by Mr. Dan

so do have to wear adult diapers?

if so then you can order them online from here
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp37763_33..._and_night.htm

Thanks for the link. No more embassing stains.

[t3ch]

One time at band camp...