good old matlock
you can and you went
at first you were funny
then you couldn't spell
we all though you were going to hell,
we never knew the day would come so soon
i bet your service was nice, with all those pink ballons
I feel bad for your life partner
every time he's in that gay club where you 2 met,
he will think about that chin and how it sparkled,
that face glitter made you sexy
basket ball will never be the same, and you are the homo to blame