Nursing Home Duty Tonight

[Bob Gnarly]

Haha, not just a clever play on words. I am gonna try to wipe as few of asses as I can. I work there from 4pm to 9pm tonight.. weak shift I know but I am working those hours because my woman is too.

I gotta try to hit the gym up after work.. good thing I have a key to the gym.

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[thread grader]

God bless you... I wouldnt wipe old dirty shit from those old rats.

bleh.

but im glad people like u can so when im old someone will wipe my ass for me...

when im in a nursing home im gonna shit on my roommates and then say i dont remember doing it.

[death_has_begun]

eh, il write my own will and die from an "accident" so my family can enjoy my insurance money before i ever go to a home