Freestyle Battle Thread
Movies, Tv, Music, Bookz and GamesPhotoshop Freestyle Battle Thread in the forums; Originally Posted by fast
I got negged by the Great Khalil
Who should change his name to the great buzz ...
I got negged by the Great Khalil
Who should change his name to the great buzz kill
But now I'm back in the green and its time for paybacks
I want to battle hard but your rhymes really lack
Any type of greatness, they're really pretty wack
In fact, Jay Z just died from a heart attack
Cuz he was laughing so hard at your pitiful attempts
Its so sad... kinda like a pimp with 2 limps
Watch out everyone, he made a gun reference
Probably can't even shoot, might need to get some lessons
You may be back in the green
but you will never be supreme
bitch I don't need lessons
why not come to my face
and let me test em.
Stop making lame
raps about things never happening
before you start crapping.
next thing you know, you could
end up in a gay club lap dancing.
You trying to test me, but your not even
freindly, so don't stress me, go grab on ur dick
and go wack that shit, oops I forgot you have no dick.
You may be back in the green
but you will never be supreme
bitch I don't need lessons
why not come to my face
and let me test em.
Stop making lame
raps about things never happening
before you start crapping.
next thing you know, you could
end up in a gay club lap dancing.
You trying to test me, but your not even
freindly, so don't stress me, go grab on ur dick
and go wack that shit, oops I forgot you have no dick.
That gay club shit was pretty damn funny
You may not rap well but your comedy is money
I'm plenty friendly, I just bring it in the battle
If its too much for you we could rap about cattle
I like em big and fat with long hanging udders
To get my milk drink and my steak with some blubber
One time I shot one right in the ass
With a bb gun as I drove past
It was pretty funny I'm not gonna lie
I started a stampede and a gopher died
You said I have no dick and that is hard to take
Cuz now I don't know whats wrapped around my leg like a snake
That gay club shit was pretty damn funny
You may not rap well but your comedy is money
I'm plenty friendly, I just bring it in the battle
If its too much for you we could rap about cattle
I like em big and fat with long hanging udders
To get my milk drink and my steak with some blubber
One time I shot one right in the ass
With a bb gun as I drove past
It was pretty funny I'm not gonna lie
I started a stampede and a gopher died
You said I have no dick and that is hard to take
Cuz now I don't know whats wrapped around my leg like a snake
Yo fast you sound gay
dude you need to go get layed
Illustrated mind compestated.
my slang so many lyric Never stutered or hesitated.
I hope some day I quit dealing dope.
8-ball saying nope.
Lyrics not like mystical or juvenile
I slaughter them they blood poor like flowing water of the nile.
I keep the words locked up in a vile.
I Provoke fast might set your ass on the trial.
As I break out
cuttin brick with a file.
My pupils dial.
911 and i talked.
Watch a John Doe as I creep on the stalk.
Harvesting like the crop.
Corn is not green.
The plant I be growing hit ya with da mean.
As I excuse a student of the dean.
Glare like the collidascope.
Hanging fifty stories on a rope.
Gander at the bottom then.
Clinch my nuckles never hit the ground squashing when.
The streets erupt
my vocals interrupt
your presence of a mind.
Nutting make my kids go blind.
The record paper that I signed
it all fell through.
Skies are blue
as I shut your eyes with glue.
Pick the clue
Now what ya gonna do.
Yo fast you sound gay
dude you need to go get layed
Illustrated mind compestated.
my slang so many lyric Never stutered or hesitated.
I hope some day I quit dealing dope.
8-ball saying nope.
Lyrics not like mystical or juvenile
I slaughter them they blood poor like flowing water of the nile.
I keep the words locked up in a vile.
I Provoke fast might set your ass on the trial.
As I break out
cuttin brick with a file.
My pupils dial.
911 and i talked.
Watch a John Doe as I creep on the stalk.
Harvesting like the crop.
Corn is not green.
The plant I be growing hit ya with da mean.
As I excuse a student of the dean.
Glare like the collidascope.
Hanging fifty stories on a rope.
Gander at the bottom then.
Clinch my nuckles never hit the ground squashing when.
The streets erupt
my vocals interrupt
your presence of a mind.
Nutting make my kids go blind.
The record paper that I signed
it all fell through.
Skies are blue
as I shut your eyes with glue.
Pick the clue
Now what ya gonna do.
Well I gotta do what I gotta do
Cuz I see through you
I'm serious when I say you ain't got a clue
There ain't no time for weak ass rappers
Whos rhymes go on and off like the clapper
You jumble your words into alphabet soup
But you might want to start writing with a group
I don't want to have to put you in your place
But this shit is so bad it looks like Peppers face
You trying so hard you might get a hernia
Your raps come off like you've got schizophrenia
And your plants might try to hit me with the mean
But I'm Smoke Dogg son, you gotta have a semi of green.
Well I gotta do what I gotta do
Cuz I see through you
I'm serious when I say you ain't got a clue
There ain't no time for weak ass rappers
Whos rhymes go on and off like the clapper
You jumble your words into alphabet soup
But you might want to start writing with a group
I don't want to have to put you in your place
But this shit is so bad it looks like Peppers face
You trying so hard you might get a hernia
Your raps come off like you've got schizophrenia
And your plants might try to hit me with the mean
But I'm Smoke Dogg son, you gotta have a semi of green.
Dude you seem so full of yurself
start cutting man, cuz u can't even
put on your own fucking belt.
Get away from me man, you smell
If you don't, I will send you straight down
To Hell. I see you smiling but in a minuite you
will be down on your knees kissing my feet,
while your crying.
Dude when people come at your house
and knock at your door, why don't you open,
oh yeah I forgot, your too busy wacking off to
Micheal Barrymore.
Clean up your paw, cuz I'm coming in
WTF is that in your bin.
I see gay mags and papers all covered in cum
fast you disgusting little fucker your about to get
STUNNED!
Dude you seem so full of yurself
start cutting man, cuz u can't even
put on your own fucking belt.
Get away from me man, you smell
If you don't, I will send you straight down
To Hell. I see you smiling but in a minuite you
will be down on your knees kissing my feet,
while your crying.
Dude when people come at your house
and knock at your door, why don't you open,
oh yeah I forgot, your too busy wacking off to
Micheal Barrymore.
Clean up your paw, cuz I'm coming in
WTF is that in your bin.
I see gay mags and papers all covered in cum
fast you disgusting little fucker your about to get
STUNNED!
What the hell, are you serious?
You think youre a lyrical genious,
But its a joke, you must be brain dead,
sound like dr seuss after getting hit in the head.
Ive seen better ryhmes in Green Eggs and Ham,
your raps are are about as good as forum spam.
What the hell, are you serious?
You think youre a lyrical genious,
But its a joke, you must be brain dead,
sound like dr seuss after getting hit in the head.
Ive seen better ryhmes in Green Eggs and Ham,
your raps are are about as good as forum spam.
Oh so we have another punk
wanting to battle, well wait a minuite
before I put your ass in a cannon.
stop spamming, my lyrics are off the chain
the best of the game, you feel my pain
your lyricaly insane you should be ashamed,
next thing you know, I will beat you with my
cane. I saw you in your car with a 40 ounce on your lap
and its freeezing your balls, you hooked a right turn
let the boyz go past, and Abyss says too you, you can kiss
my ass.
Everyday your sniffing the coke, always feeling so broke
so you tried to rob a lady, but instead get your ass kicked
from a 6'7, 300lbs bodybuilder who's crazy. Stop being so lazy
get the jobs, before one day you get killed by some sick ass mobs.
It seems like its been days nobody has been replying.
Everyone turning to pussys and I think they may be crying.
I won this rap battle like nothing else,
I me the Abyss the king of the Rap battle
puts on his king belt.
It seems like its been days nobody has been replying.
Everyone turning to pussys and I think they may be crying.
I won this rap battle like nothing else,
I me the Abyss the king of the Rap battle
puts on his king belt.
u aint the king bitch, get off my throne,
when it comes to battles u about to get stone,
u aint in the zone, not even a contender,
with rhymes like that i cant even tell ur gender,
u slender, and small so ill stomp you,
over and over again, cause im the man,
if we met in real life you would need a CAT scan,
cause id open up a can,
so stop dropping flows, u takin to many blows,
its over now cause u just got exposed
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throw up your rawkfists if you feelin it when i drop this
u aint the king bitch, get off my throne,
when it comes to battles u about to get stone,
u aint in the zone, not even a contender,
with rhymes like that i cant even tell ur gender,
u slender, and small so ill stomp you,
over and over again, cause im the man,
if we met in real life you would need a CAT scan,
cause id open up a can,
so stop dropping flows, u takin to many blows,
its over now cause u just got exposed
I'm finally back, ready to rap, ride away
and get strapped. You were thinking I won't come
Now your about to get your ass stunned.
I'm doing this for fun, why is it everytime I see
you your all covered in sticky cum.
You lift up your shirt, I see a huge tum
you need start cutting, instead of butt fucking.
stop screwing, while your life last
in 1 2 3 you will be blast.
Go wear the cast, your gonna need it
cause your all torn in bits, looking like a tit
while laying in the hospital bed your thinking oh MAN whens
the next time I am gonna suck a dick!
I'm finally back, ready to rap, ride away
and get strapped. You were thinking I won't come
Now your about to get your ass stunned.
I'm doing this for fun, why is it everytime I see
you your all covered in sticky cum.
You lift up your shirt, I see a huge tum
you need start cutting, instead of butt fucking.
stop screwing, while your life last
in 1 2 3 you will be blast.
Go wear the cast, your gonna need it
cause your all torn in bits, looking like a tit
while laying in the hospital bed your thinking oh MAN whens
the next time I am gonna suck a dick!
aiyo ur rhymes is overhyped like the movie "ladie in the water"
got urself in a mess now u about to be verbally slaughtered,
u blow, got no flow, and even sound like a ghetto Sherrly Crow,
u kno, its called rap, not country yo,
instead of chicks, u over there rapping about sucking dicks,
u just hiding the "inner homo" thinkin u slick,
but ur not, ur just like the guy from Nsync,
everyone knew he was gay and didnt like the pink,
so now im done and through,
just got tired of embarassing you,
i flow like the river and u dont even have a canoe
good battles so far man:animal-smiley-040:
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throw up your rawkfists if you feelin it when i drop this
aiyo ur rhymes is overhyped like the movie "ladie in the water"
got urself in a mess now u about to be verbally slaughtered,
u blow, got no flow, and even sound like a ghetto Sherrly Crow,
u kno, its called rap, not country yo,
instead of chicks, u over there rapping about sucking dicks,
u just hiding the "inner homo" thinkin u slick,
but ur not, ur just like the guy from Nsync,
everyone knew he was gay and didnt like the pink,
so now im done and through,
just got tired of embarassing you,
i flow like the river and u dont even have a canoe
good battles so far man:animal-smiley-040:
stand my ground lyrically bound,
To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound,
Then DanDaMan that wishes to speed bye,
Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi,
It makes me sick that all these wannabes like you wanna try,
To testify, I DENY!
Access to my tireless trainin',
As I work on the stage, style drainin',
All the methodical fools frontin' tools,
Screamin' they lay the law make the rules,
Yet DanDaMan you need mad PRACTICE!
TRACK THIS!
I'am the one who drops knowledge in a rage like an angry sage,
Writin' confusin' chapters forcin' fakaz to turn the page,
You lock me in the cage, I JUST BUST YA GAUGE!
I've been work since the age of a juvenile,
Kickin' continuous hotbeats and phat style,
YET YOUR IN THIEF DENIAL!
Walkin' tall yet stolen profile,
And now your in Hell's court, time for the trial,
Your turn to be tested and bested,
Like I was before I rested,
And took on the brothaz on the current rap scene,
Kickin' madd whackness yet clockin' madd green,
I'VE COME TO REIGN SUPREME!!!
Bring forth my lyrical dream team,
DIVINE, MURDA, AND SCHEME!!
So don't forget to avoid the blink,
Stand wide-eyed and think,
Cause my gat reacts faster than your bat,
When its all over,
People will stand above and ask, who was that?
The insane mic rocka,
The fake bitch stalka,
Now Dan Da man who's Hotter?
Im fuckin sick of missin out of this shit
Abyss you could drink da piss straight from my dick
Fast aint had a moment since he was the t-ball draft pick
and dantheman, the photochopz cop gets lyrically dropped
everytime he comes in here talkin his slop
you'z like 3 little girls goin at it
fast using that report button, we know you ratted
dantheman responds "im on the case"
tried to ban me and got rocked in the face
Abyss you hooked me up but im still pointing you out
ill be jerkin my dick and annointing your spouse
so suck my dick mothafuckaz, photochopz is my house I beelt it
Im fuckin sick of missin out of this shit
Abyss you could drink da piss straight from my dick
Fast aint had a moment since he was the t-ball draft pick
and dantheman, the photochopz cop gets lyrically dropped
everytime he comes in here talkin his slop
you'z like 3 little girls goin at it
fast using that report button, we know you ratted
dantheman responds "im on the case"
tried to ban me and got rocked in the face
Abyss you hooked me up but im still pointing you out
ill be jerkin my dick and annointing your spouse
so suck my dick mothafuckaz, photochopz is my house I beelt it
Look who's here, Thread Grader who hasen't been here
for a long time, now he's talking shit like he owns the site.
bitch take a bite of my ass, watch yourself get blast.
You wanna try and diss me, acting like your cool, stop now
your just starting to look like a fool. Your boy told me last night
you were sucking dicks and getting drooled.
Your like a mamas boy, go back and grab your mamas vibrating toy.
Stick it where the sun don't shine, like how I will rip your spine.
To me thats fine. I heard you got banned, how does it feel to get canned.
your name should be changed to Thread Gayer, because thats what your are
you will never beat me, now dig up your grave and get a coffin, because you will be thrown in to the semetary.
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