Freestyle Battle Thread
Movies, Tv, Music, Bookz and GamesPhotoshop Freestyle Battle Thread in the forums; Originally Posted by STeGoR
yo u both tryin 2 act like sum kind of hip hip hero,
until i looked ...
yo u both tryin 2 act like sum kind of hip hip hero,
until i looked at ur score and saw ur both below zero,
its almost 4 am over here so im fallin asleep,
slumped in my seat but i had 2 reply coz ur rhymes were corny n cheap,
no bad feelings intended but its recommended,
ur rhymes caused photochopz to be offended, so im sent 2 have ur minds fully mended,
and next time if u dont think in 10 blinks,
ill have u 2 both lyrically extinct by forcin u 2 lip sync.
far past four hope u stay asleep, never write rhymes again cause ur shits weak, they say that people always get whats deserved, call me McDonalds cause billions and billions have been served,
im like a big mac, you just a small fry, drown u water and hang u out to dry, dont cry, make ya face all wet, grab my tech and make ya blow ur nose on my bullets,
fuck it im tired
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throw up your rawkfists if you feelin it when i drop this
Another verse from y'all no doubt I will cry//
Id say to practice, but really, why even try?//
You rhymed 'dry' and 'cry'...I'm basically speechless//
I came to check out this thread, and you're making me read this??//
I bet you'll say "thinking" when I ask you your weakness//
Like you sat on an overflowing toilet, your ass is in deep shit//
No but seriously, you'll rhyme bad rhymes in a sentence with no syntax//
I don't think i'm kidding, your head up your ass is really your think cap//
Eyo man, those big chunks of hash are killin your brain cells//
Get it in line my main man, get a number because my game sells//
After I blow away half your face is the only time you put a c up//
Beat up, creased up, you'll never get to hear Eminem's re-up//
My styles attracts like a blond bitch with a d-cup, hide behind your team//
I'm the best champ you've ever seen, maaan I'm way outta your league//
Ey man, you better watch out, the cat's out//
Crying now, it's a fact that your act's wack, clown//
Better back down because I'll slap all of you until ya'll black out//
I grasp clout like I snatch snitches from the stand//
On kensterz' dick is where this bitch is gonna end//
You must get rhymes from Lucky Charms from your last bowl of cereal//
Watch, you'll diss me back with bitten rhymes or laughable material//
Another verse from y'all no doubt I will cry//
Id say to practice, but really, why even try?//
You rhymed 'dry' and 'cry'...I'm basically speechless//
I came to check out this thread, and you're making me read this??//
I bet you'll say "thinking" when I ask you your weakness//
Like you sat on an overflowing toilet, your ass is in deep shit//
No but seriously, you'll rhyme bad rhymes in a sentence with no syntax//
I don't think i'm kidding, your head up your ass is really your think cap//
Eyo man, those big chunks of hash are killin your brain cells//
Get it in line my main man, get a number because my game sells//
After I blow away half your face is the only time you put a c up//
Beat up, creased up, you'll never get to hear Eminem's re-up//
My styles attracts like a blond bitch with a d-cup, hide behind your team//
I'm the best champ you've ever seen, maaan I'm way outta your league//
Ey man, you better watch out, the cat's out//
Crying now, it's a fact that your act's wack, clown//
Better back down because I'll slap all of you until ya'll black out//
I grasp clout like I snatch snitches from the stand//
On kensterz' dick is where this bitch is gonna end//
You must get rhymes from Lucky Charms from your last bowl of cereal//
Watch, you'll diss me back with bitten rhymes or laughable material//
disoriented as fuck, want some more boozy, got me feelin woozy,
when i spit best believe u gon lose b,
when i spit bullets out my uzi, have ur body leak fluids like a jacuzzi,
my rhymes is phat and urs is mediocre, my flow is hot and urs makes me go burr, u came up short just like a meter, cold ass world so i bring 2 heaters, fill u up with bullets from mah berreta, leave more holes in ya then swiss chedda,
im back in the game now, call me micheal jordan, cause i stay drivin cars that u aint affordin, more flash then gordon, hand this man a bru, cause control is through
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throw up your rawkfists if you feelin it when i drop this
Topz da game im back on mic blood money record alz u peoplz talk shitx whenz i come round frumz back dont makez me clapz u got problemz withz me i got problemz u livez by gun diez by da bulletz thiz hou iz go
i see al u talk shit when i com round u alz dont say nuthing wutz hou u doin im a king u alreadyz knw dat my lastz message was P 2da I 2da M 2da P u already knw im a P.I.M.P ha ha
Topz da game im back on mic blood money record alz u peoplz talk shitx whenz i come round frumz back dont makez me clapz u got problemz withz me i got problemz u livez by gun diez by da bulletz thiz hou iz go
its the number one ace, straight up burnin like mace, words all jumbly like a dictionary hit you in the face, words mix a lot call you sir, when it comes to typin u even got a slurr,
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throw up your rawkfists if you feelin it when i drop this
this thread used to be classic
then people thought they were too cool
internet rappin
watcha thinkin foo
well im ehre to tell u
dis shit pwns
i fucked u mom in ur bed
u probably slept on my sperm
this thread used to be classic
then people thought they were too cool
internet rappin
watcha thinkin foo
well im ehre to tell u
dis shit pwns
i fucked u mom in ur bed
u probably slept on my sperm
it was a classic, but yall kept gettin ya ass-kicked, left yalls bones around call this thread jurassic, u can answer to mah plastic, or ill bring out the cold steel,
give me ya cash this aint deal or no deal, its steal or dont steal, dont be soft, dont get caught, leave u in a trunk in a parking lot, hope u clot, otherwise u bleedin to death,
knock out ur teeth and blame it on meth, the best is back and is here, this rap games like weightliftin and im on gear, if ya moms watchin this battle she'd be like "oh dear"
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throw up your rawkfists if you feelin it when i drop this
it was a classic, but yall kept gettin ya ass-kicked, left yalls bones around call this thread jurassic, u can answer to mah plastic, or ill bring out the cold steel,
give me ya cash this aint deal or no deal, its steal or dont steal, dont be soft, dont get caught, leave u in a trunk in a parking lot, hope u clot, otherwise u bleedin to death,
knock out ur teeth and blame it on meth, the best is back and is here, this rap games like weightliftin and im on gear, if ya moms watchin this battle she'd be like "oh dear"
look at u comin again
with that weak shit
tryin to flame me man
u gotta come harder
like i did on somebodys mother
fuckin gotta boner the size of chynas cl1t
fuckin slap my meat
all ova yo face
u think im crazed and deranged
fucked up and damaged beyond repair
but ma rap style so scary
make yo hair stand up
next time i rap
u better stand back
you hardly post, yo reps is fake
ill turn your face into taco steak
I'll steal your cake while your wide awake
u better go home for your girlfriend's sake
ill rape her, fuck her, pee on her too
light her on fire and shit in her shoes
now dantheman is singin the blues
he should just kill himself, tg will not lose