Freestyle Battle Thread

[Weightlifter]

I'm a white boy but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale
Naw, I never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter in bail
How many bitches have I slapped
Zero, UH
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phils my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance
I wear baggie pants
My middle names Lance
My grandmas from France
So maybe I'm wack
Cause' my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack
Cause' whitey just struck back

*Drops Mic*

[go rila]

pop pills, pills i pop
everytime i pull it out ur gf sucks my c0ck
pigs are chasing me but i just wont stop
i made ur sister so wet she needs a mop
on her face or tits is where i pop
always wear a condom when i'm in her twat
every guy i know around here grows pot
every girl i know around here fucks alot

[twiztedtony]

Yo My names twizted tony
and my rhymes aint phony
when i eat sandwiches i always choose balonay
Provelone is my favorite cheese
and all you other mcs can get down on yo knees
...
lmao i just made that up...

[go rila]

Originally Posted by twiztedtony

Yo My names twizted tony
and my rhymes aint phony
when i eat sandwiches i always choose balonay
Provelone is my favorite cheese
and all you other mcs can get down on yo knees
...
lmao i just made that up...

*balogna

and balogna and provalone dont ryme(e is silent)

fail
just fuckin with ya tony

[twiztedtony]

Balogna
and cheese do tho

thats what i was rhyming it with
and when i say balogna i say it like Balonee..


so not fail

Fail and not trying for me to fail..

[bigkarl]

Originally Posted by twiztedtony

Balogna
and cheese do tho

thats what i was rhyming it with
and when i say balogna i say it like Balonee..


so not fail

Fail and not trying for me to fail..

you missed the in his post. so you still

[bigkarl]

"Oh yes im so hard
Oh shit i just took a shard...."

[blazendizz]

This is photochopz n i'm here to say
i be typin rap battles all fuckin day
n dan the man u think ur cool
i bet when u were younger u droped out of school
n all u other ppl ur just fuckin whack
so u can go n lick a monkeys butt crack



heres another one i heard bout mcdonalds

big mac
i need a double cheese burger
and hold the lettuce
dont be frontin son
no seeds on the buns
be up in this drive threw
order for two
i got a cravin for a number nine
like my shoe
i need sum chicken up in here
in this hizzle
forizzle my nizzle
and extra salt on the frizzle
dr.pepper my brother
another for ur mother
double double
super size and dont forget the fries


crispy

[blazendizz]

Originally Posted by twiztedtony

Yo My names twizted tony
and my rhymes aint phony
when i eat sandwiches i always choose balonay
Provelone is my favorite cheese
and all you other mcs can get down on yo knees
...
lmao i just made that up...

that was whack dawg g homie nig

[TitanSkies]

Alright stop, collaborate and listen,
Titans back with a brand new invention,
Something grabs hold of me tightly,
Flow like a retard daily and nightly.

Will it ever stop? I hope so.

WORD TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN AND/OR SPOUSE.

PEACE.

[blazendizz]

haha funny shit

[post_grader]

You honkies are making a mockery of this thread.

[KrushR]

Memories fade to black
I can never look back
to my kid in the street
that got shot in the back

For a slice of the pie
tried to work, had to die
momma cryin' to the heavens asking "why, Jesus, why?"

Sister bringing home cash
buildin up a little stash
if she gets out the ghetto
so what if she's selling ass

People gotta get paid
earn your keep, get made
Make a name up in lights
but that shit's gonna fade.

Faded love, memories
of my dark deeper seas
with cold hearts at the bottom
now my mind sets it free.