Quote:
Originally Posted by joshbond  Ok, I've never been to the U.K. so most of my info is based on what I read from the U.K. members here but from what I can tell, everyone in U.K. fits into a class of about 6 stereotypes.
The drunk soccer fan.
The upidy Toff prep school crowd
The new style dancer
the bar maid "fresh'n ya drink govna?"
Punk/Technos with their died hair and tight pants (sex pistols meets boy george)
and everyones favorite, the stodgy old English Guy with a top hat and monocle.
am I right? |
LMAO
Good list. Maybe a little out of date these days though.
The only archetype you need to watch for if you visit the UK is the Chav (or Ned in Scotland).
They're sort of our cross between wannabe gangsta's and inbred rednecks. Oh and if they're female chav's then add in shrieking harpy skank to that mix.
They're pretty easy to spot, moving around in packs, baseball hats and shiny shellsuits. If the shellsuit is white it's a dead giveaway, and any other piece of clothing is usually Burberry.
CHAV - Council Housed And Violent
The
Glasgow Survival website has a great Gallery of Neds if you ever need some source pics of dumb fucking losers.
And yeah their teeth are probably all messed up from a mixture of being British, speed and bottling each other
Snake
Chopper Challenge
Curveball
Linear Mode
