Iam The Sad Chopper!!!

[The Mad Chopper]

Greetings and salutations!!!


Tis I, The Mad Chopper, here now to teach you all in lessons of photochopping skilzs never seen before by a common mortal.

Don't ask me for advice, for you will get none. Just stare at my work, and know you will never be as good.


The Mad Choppers tip of the day:

The Mad Chopper created chopping!!!

[sdb]

are you in any relation to Mad Hamlet??

[The Mad Chopper]

Originally Posted by SDB212

are you in any relation to Mad Hamlet??

Hamlet?

That sounds like something dipped in bacon fat and served with two plump eggs, over easy.

MMMMMMM.


The Mad Choppers tip of the day:

The Mad Chopper is extremely handsome.

[joshbond]

LOL


I The Mad Chopper.


Chopping = serious business.

[The Mad Chopper]

Originally Posted by joshbond

LOL


I The Mad Chopper.


Chopping = serious business.

Thank you, your taste is of the highest quality.

Tell me, how does one go about parlaying their skills in this place? My skills, I assure you, are of the unmatchable variety.


The Mad Choppers tip of the day:

Before The Mad Chopper, there was no such thing as chopping.

[Danger]

Originally Posted by The Mad Chopper

Thank you, your taste is of the highest quality.

Tell me, how does one go about parlaying their skills in this place? My skills, I assure you, are of the unmatchable variety.


The Mad Choppers tip of the day:

Before The Mad Chopper, there was no such thing as chopping.

"Mad" huh? That fits...I know you from a different galaxie Mr. Chopperz so watch yer butt. Thats all I have to say.

[bc_2005]

Oh gee. Can I have your autograph?

[The Mad Chopper]

Originally Posted by Danger

"Mad" huh? That fits...I know you from a different galaxie Mr. Chopperz so watch yer butt. Thats all I have to say.

Well now...


If someone like myself could watch my own butte, I would be working in the circus for bags of peanut shells. No my pretty, Iam the glorious creator of photochopping art that could be framed in museums along side the great masters.

If that is all you have to say, I suggest you hold your tongue.


The Mad Choppers tip of the day:

A pound of flesh is a great paper-weight.

[Danger]

Bite me Chopperz.

So aside from all the posturing..are you gonna put up?
Lets see some of that "museum quality" work..oh great one.

Oh and post a pic..I need some funny fodder.

[bc_2005]

[The Mad Chopper]

Originally Posted by bc_2005

Oh gee. Can I have your autograph?

Of course, I never disappoint my fans.




From now on, keep it with you, and maybe some of my skillz will rub off on you.


The Mad Choppers tip of the day:

Adobe asks me for advice.

[bc_2005]

this is the real mad chopper

YouTube Video

[Danger]

Ahh well.. Seems ole Chopperz has run off weeping. I knew he didnt have chop one to show. The big bad poser.

[thediceman]

wow

i dont even know what to say to this guy